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Peyton Place: 2012

The Epitome Network has announced that it will be revising the old 1970s prime time soap opera Peyton Place. They plan to call it Peyton Place: 2012, but they...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 07 September 2012

7 Million Viagra Pills

Tijuana police found 7 million Viagra pills hidden underneath the backseat of a late model KIA Spectra. The Tijuana police chief was asked how...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 02 September 2012

Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio - The Fashion Maven

Arizonas Sheriff Joe Pinky Arpaio, who is the self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in the entire United States, has just made headlines again with his most recent press release. Sheriff Joe has said that since...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 25 August 2012

The Truth About The DEA's Drug Sniffing Cows

The United States DEA (Drug Enforcement Administrations) new directive of replacing some of the drug sniffing dogs with drug sniffing cows has apparently not worked as well as some officials believed...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 24 August 2012

The Cher & Madonna Concert Tour

Long time one name singing icons Cher, 66, and Madonna, 53, have just announced that the two have agreed to team up for an upcoming concert tour...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 24 August 2012

The Amazing Athlete's Foot Pill

After an extensive two-year research study a group of research scientists in Colwyn Bay, Wales have developed an astounding pill that when swallowed with orange...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 23 August 2012

Khloe Kardashian To Host New Game Show

Khloe Kardashian, wife of former Los Angeles Laker star Lamar Odom, has just announced that she has agreed to host a brand new game show. The 5-foot-10-inch tall Khloe who does not resemble sisters Kim...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 23 August 2012

Pakistan Ends It's Traditional Elephant Races

Word out of Karachi, Pakistan is that the country has decided to put an end to the very popular traditional weekend elephant races. A government spokesperson stated that Pakistans Minister of Agriculture...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 20 August 2012

Guatemala Has An Atomic Bomb?

In this day and age of several countries acquiring nuclear weapons the Central American country of Guatemala issued a press release stating that they have developed a powerful atomic bomb. Half an hour later,...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 20 August 2012

The Indecisive Airline Pilot

An airline pilot who said that he had been suffering from a case of indecisiveness for three months finally decided to go see a psychiatrist. After 12 sessions, the...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 18 August 2012

The Horny Groom and The Blushing Bride

The young groom was so anxious to get in bed with his brand new bride that he rushed the whole sex act a bit. Afterwards as he laid on the bed he remarked...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 02 August 2012

The Prostitute and The Shy Man

A prostitute noticed that the young man was acting extremely shy as he removed his clothes and shoes. She asked him if he needed a glass...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 01 August 2012

The Exotic Pole Dancer

A newlywed couple soon learned that due to the state of the economy they could not really get by on just the husbands paycheck. One day the young, very attractive wife went out and got a job as an exotic...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 30 July 2012

Amazing Do-It-Yourself Surgeries

The American Medical Association recently had its semi-annual conference at The Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit. And the association has issued a medical notice which states that due to the bad economy...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 19 July 2012

The Japanese Monster's DNA Is Being Tested

The Japanese government has informed the international press that a highly reputable archaeological report states that they do not believe that the recent bones that were found in an Osaka McDonalds parking...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 12 January 2012

Newt Gingrich Had A Pretty Good Marital Answer

It has been reported that both Governor Rick Perry and Former Speaker of The House Newt Gingrich have failed to qualify for the Virginia Primary. Perry reportedly asked Gingrich who the heck is Virginia and...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 03 January 2012

The Arizona Al Qaeda Members Are Really Hard To Spot

The members of the Al Qaeda faction that is based in Arizona were recently asked how they manage to hide their identity. One member said its very easy adding that they just go around saying things like we hate...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 27 December 2011

Greenland Wants To Make Their Citizens Feel Safe

Pertaining to the major radioactive leak that was recently discovered in Greenland, the government is telling its citizens not to worry if their ears suddenly start blinking on and off. Medical experts have assured...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 27 December 2011

Kim Kardashian's Future Husbands

One of the greatest computer scientists in the world, Fushiko Takayaka, has just developed a computer that can look into the future. The computer which was developed in Osaka, Japan and named the FF-7000 has stated...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 26 December 2011

President Obama Clears Up The Rumor About The White House Christmas Tree

President Obama wants to clear the air and assure everyone that the story about someone going onto the White House property and trying to steal the Christmas tree is not true. The president said he has talked to Vice-President...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 22 December 2011

Lamar Odom and His Wife Khloe Kardashian Are Heading For Big D (Dallas)

Khloe Kardashian has said that she will not divorce her husband Lamar Odom just because he got traded from the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks. She made it very clear that she plans to move their reality show Lamar...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 16 December 2011

Hank Willians, Jr., and Ellen DeGeneres Go At It

Hank Williams, Jr., told talk show host Ellen DeGeneres that watching Glee could possibly make someone gay. Ellen exploded and after she settled down she remarked, So then based on your reasoning, if...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 16 December 2011

Michele Bachmann and Newt Gingrich Go Tit For Tat

Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann says that the American voters should turn away from Newt Gingrich because no one has ever been elected president who had two ex-wives. Former Speaker of The...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 14 December 2011

Newt Gingrich Got Busted By The Little Woman

GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich and his wife were at a mall in Des Moines, Iowa when he was asked by a store clerk if he promised that he would be faithful to his wife. Newt smiled and promised...

submitted by Abel Rodriguez, 13 December 2011
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