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The Amazing Athlete's Foot Pill
After an extensive two-year research study a group of research scientists in Colwyn Bay, Wales have developed an astounding pill that when swallowed with orange...
Khloe Kardashian To Host New Game Show
Khloe Kardashian, wife of former Los Angeles Laker star Lamar Odom, has just announced that she has agreed to host a brand new game show. The 5-foot-10-inch tall Khloe who does not resemble sisters Kim...
Pakistan Ends It's Traditional Elephant Races
Word out of Karachi, Pakistan is that the country has decided to put an end to the very popular traditional weekend elephant races. A government spokesperson stated that Pakistans Minister of Agriculture...
Guatemala Has An Atomic Bomb?
In this day and age of several countries acquiring nuclear weapons the Central American country of Guatemala issued a press release stating that they have developed a powerful atomic bomb. Half an hour later,...
The Indecisive Airline Pilot
An airline pilot who said that he had been suffering from a case of indecisiveness for three months finally decided to go see a psychiatrist. After 12 sessions, the...
The Horny Groom and The Blushing Bride
The young groom was so anxious to get in bed with his brand new bride that he rushed the whole sex act a bit. Afterwards as he laid on the bed he remarked...
The Prostitute and The Shy Man
A prostitute noticed that the young man was acting extremely shy as he removed his clothes and shoes. She asked him if he needed a glass...
The Exotic Pole Dancer
A newlywed couple soon learned that due to the state of the economy they could not really get by on just the husbands paycheck. One day the young, very attractive wife went out and got a job as an exotic...
Amazing Do-It-Yourself Surgeries
The American Medical Association recently had its semi-annual conference at The Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit. And the association has issued a medical notice which states that due to the bad economy...
The Japanese Monster's DNA Is Being Tested
The Japanese government has informed the international press that a highly reputable archaeological report states that they do not believe that the recent bones that were found in an Osaka McDonalds parking...
Newt Gingrich Had A Pretty Good Marital Answer
It has been reported that both Governor Rick Perry and Former Speaker of The House Newt Gingrich have failed to qualify for the Virginia Primary. Perry reportedly asked Gingrich who the heck is Virginia and...
The Arizona Al Qaeda Members Are Really Hard To Spot
The members of the Al Qaeda faction that is based in Arizona were recently asked how they manage to hide their identity. One member said its very easy adding that they just go around saying things like we hate...
Greenland Wants To Make Their Citizens Feel Safe
Pertaining to the major radioactive leak that was recently discovered in Greenland, the government is telling its citizens not to worry if their ears suddenly start blinking on and off. Medical experts have assured...
Kim Kardashian's Future Husbands
One of the greatest computer scientists in the world, Fushiko Takayaka, has just developed a computer that can look into the future. The computer which was developed in Osaka, Japan and named the FF-7000 has stated...
President Obama Clears Up The Rumor About The White House Christmas Tree
President Obama wants to clear the air and assure everyone that the story about someone going onto the White House property and trying to steal the Christmas tree is not true. The president said he has talked to Vice-President...
Lamar Odom and His Wife Khloe Kardashian Are Heading For Big D (Dallas)
Khloe Kardashian has said that she will not divorce her husband Lamar Odom just because he got traded from the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks. She made it very clear that she plans to move their reality show Lamar...
Hank Willians, Jr., and Ellen DeGeneres Go At It
Hank Williams, Jr., told talk show host Ellen DeGeneres that watching Glee could possibly make someone gay. Ellen exploded and after she settled down she remarked, So then based on your reasoning, if...
Michele Bachmann and Newt Gingrich Go Tit For Tat
Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann says that the American voters should turn away from Newt Gingrich because no one has ever been elected president who had two ex-wives. Former Speaker of The...
Newt Gingrich Got Busted By The Little Woman
GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich and his wife were at a mall in Des Moines, Iowa when he was asked by a store clerk if he promised that he would be faithful to his wife. Newt smiled and promised...
Willie Nelson Definitely Knows Who The Republicans Are
Marijuana enthusiast Willie Nelson had just finished performing before a sold-out crowd at The Branding Iron Convention Center in Austin, Texas when he was asked which of the GOP candidates would be prefer...
The U.S. Post Office Is Having To Resort To Nudity
The United States Post Office has found itself in the worse financial situation in history. Some of the nations top postal officials have decided that in order to stimulate sagging postage stamp sales they...
Jon Huntsmann Political Dinner Shocker
Jon Huntsmans The Who The Heck Was That Fella Nation Wide Bus Tour stopped off in Abilene, Texas, where his campaign held a $5 a plate barbecue dinner. The former governor of the state of Utah was shocked when...
Britney Spears Says That She Just Says "No"
Britney Spears recently spoke with Rolling Stone Magazine and stated that she is really feeling great about herself and that she is enjoying getting back into performing. She mentioned that she has learned a lot...
The Amazingly Sad Case Of DEA K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy
The United States Drug Enforcement Agency, known as DEA, is reporting that K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy, who is regarded as one of the DEAs top drug sniffing dogs, has been entered into a drug rehab clinic....
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