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A nervous new Irish Priest getting ready for his first mass!

A new Irish Priest getting ready for his first mass was so nervous he couldnt stand still....

submitted by Inchcock, 30 June 2012

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in OLearys apartment when Paddy Murphy loses £500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table....

submitted by Inchcock, 29 June 2012

Murphy goes to night school to learn Vietnamese!

After a early nights socialising and drinking, draining his Guinness glass, Murphy said to the barman, I must be off now. Im taking night school classes in Vietnamese at the night school!...

submitted by Inchcock, 29 June 2012

The Deaf Customer and the Bank Teller

A more than slightly deaf Asian lady went into the bank to change Pounds into Rupees to send to relatives and was given the latest exchange rates....

submitted by Inchcock, 29 June 2012

The Farmers son

The farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college....

submitted by Inchcock, 29 June 2012

The 11-year-old computer genius called in again!

I was having trouble with my computer,(happens frequently), so I called Richard, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like mission control, and asked him if he would come over again and take...

submitted by Inchcock, 28 June 2012

Twenty Recommended Insurers for naughty Sex!

Ensure you are insured correctly and with the correct insurance company before embarking on diverse sexual liaisons. The following is a list of the recommended insurance companies for such activities....

submitted by Inchcock, 28 June 2012

The Male vs Female Mind

Her Side of the Story: He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub. I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didnt say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow going...

submitted by Inchcock, 28 June 2012

The How to Shower like a Woman/Man Guide!

How to shower like a Woman: 1) Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloureds. 2) Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 3) If you see husband along...

submitted by Inchcock, 27 June 2012

Ian and Mark discuss tactics to deceive their wives!

Mark says to the Ian: I can never sneak into the house after Ive been drinking. Ive tried everything. I turn the headlights off before I go up the drive. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage....

submitted by Inchcock, 26 June 2012

Seamus & Sean try to escape from the POW camp!

The two Irishmen Seamus Sean were trying to escape from the prisoner of war camp by scaling the fence. Sean stumbled and the guard called, Who goes there? Miaow! came the reply from Sean, and away he crept....

submitted by Inchcock, 26 June 2012

Four more still yet again of my most favouritest Senior Citizen Jokes

Theres three old women on a park bench Theres three old women on a park bench, then a man jumps out of the bushes and flashes at them. Two of the women have a stroke, but the other one couldnt reach! Keeping her...

submitted by Inchcock, 25 June 2012

Four more yet again of my most favouritest Senior Citizen Jokes

An elderly couple had dinner at a friends house... An elderly couple had dinner at another couples house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one...

submitted by Inchcock, 25 June 2012

Four more again of my most favouritest Senior Citizen Jokes

Growing Old Advice and Quotes: Get ready for work, go to your old workplace and feel the joy! Draw up an annual leave slip for yourself with leave granted on every day of the year. Some of your friends may still be...

submitted by Inchcock, 25 June 2012

Four more of my most favouritest Senior Citizen Jokes

Two old ladies, one somewhat hard of hearing... Two old ladies, one somewhat hard of hearing, decided to have their portraits taken. The photographer welcomed them to his studio and said, Please take a seat, ladies. The...

submitted by Inchcock, 25 June 2012

Four of my most favouritest Senior Citizen Jokes

I noticed this elderly man about 75- 80 years old sitting on a bench near the shopping centre and he was sobbing his eyes out When I went to lunch today, I noticed this elderly man about 75- 80 years old sitting on a bench...

submitted by Inchcock, 25 June 2012

Trouble with Lib-Dem mates!

I recently asked my mates little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of her parents, Lib Dems, were standing there, so I asked her, If you were Prime Minister...

submitted by Inchcock, 23 June 2012

If it's all getting too much for you, ring 0800 1734167890

If it is all too much ring 0800 1734167890 Thank you for calling the Mental Health Hotline: If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities...

submitted by Inchcock, 22 June 2012

Man catches Vegelumps

After a visit to the whore house, a man notices green lumps on his willy, so he goes off to the doctors. Hmmmm says the doctor, not very nice, any idea how you came by these The man confesses he went to a whorehouse a few days earlier. Huh...

submitted by Inchcock, 22 June 2012

The Traffic Wardens Funeral

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral a voice from inside the coffin screams I not dead let me out let me out, let me out! The Vicar lent slowly forward with a smile and sucking in air through his clenched...

submitted by Inchcock, 22 June 2012

George Osborne runs over a puppy!

George Osborne has just gotten a new sports car (a gift from Mr Murdoch). He goes to Liverpool and on the way he runs over a little girls puppy. A furious onlooker gets Osborne out of the car, draws a circle on the road and tells Osborne to stand...

submitted by Inchcock, 22 June 2012

George Osborne's question to the farmer!

George Osborne was taking a walk in the country, followed by his three personal protection officers, a helicopter in the sky, and Mr Murdoch. In a field he noticed something that intrigued him. Why doesnt this cow have any horns? he thought to himself...

submitted by Inchcock, 22 June 2012

Three anti George Osborne jokes

1) Question: Whats the difference between George Osborne and Ebenezer Scrooge? Answer: One is a selfish, avaricious, piggish bastard who doesnt care for anyone else. The other is an imaginary character created by Dickens. 2) This week, a group of MPs asked...

submitted by Inchcock, 10 June 2012
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