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Sign sez it all

The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch....

submitted by Spicewood, 11 October 2010

Another Gorilla Joke

A small, rural West Virginia Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very difficult to handle....

submitted by Spicewood, 05 October 2010

The Dog Really Talks

A friend of mine was driving around the back woods of Montana and he saw a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: Talking Dog For Sale So he rang the bell and the owner appeared and told...

submitted by Spicewood, 03 October 2010

Dah.................

Sam asked his friend Bill, Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats? Bill replied, If they fell forwards theyd still be in the boat....

submitted by Spicewood, 02 October 2010

A Grandson's Coffee

A Grandmother was surprised by her 7-year-old grandson one morning when he made her a cup of coffee. Even though it was the worst cup of coffee in her life, she drank it. When she got to the bottom there...

submitted by Spicewood, 25 September 2010

Down On The Farm

Cletus is passing by Jimboys hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees George doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, Jimboy performs...

submitted by Spicewood, 22 September 2010

Good way to get there..........

A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpas room... Grandpa, Grandpa, she...

submitted by Spicewood, 17 September 2010

Whooops again

While acquainting himself with a new elderly patient, the Doctor asked, How long have you been bedridden? After a look of complete confusion she answered . . . Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband...

submitted by Spicewood, 16 September 2010

A true joke

During a patients two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.. Which one ?. .. . the Doctor asked. The patch... The Nurse...

submitted by Spicewood, 16 September 2010

Horse sense

Little Jimmy attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Jimmy asked, Dad, why...

submitted by Spicewood, 16 September 2010

Out of the mouths of babes ....

Jimmys kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it...

submitted by Spicewood, 16 September 2010

What's in a number

The math teacher saw that Jimmy wasnt paying attention in class. She called on him and said, Jimmy! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44? Jimmy quickly replied, NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!...

submitted by Spicewood, 16 September 2010

Little Tommy

Tommy watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. Why do you do that, mommy? he asked. To make myself beautiful, said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. Whats the matter,...

submitted by Spicewood, 16 September 2010

Little Jimmy

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks theyre stupid, stand up! After a few seconds, Little Jimmy stood up. The teacher said, Do you think youre...

submitted by Spicewood, 16 September 2010

The first exam

A woman and a baby were in the doctors examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the babys first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby...

submitted by Spicewood, 15 September 2010

Aussie pick-up line .........

A Aussie walks into a Pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, is your date running late? No, he replies,...

submitted by Spicewood, 15 September 2010

From Bad to Worse

A blonde went to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, Whats the matter? The blonde replies, Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away. The boss, feeling sorry for...

submitted by Spicewood, 12 September 2010

Logical response

A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, Why, thats a thermos..... it keeps hot things...

submitted by Spicewood, 12 September 2010

Car repair .... the blonde way

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde,...

submitted by Spicewood, 12 September 2010

OMG

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see Closed for the Winter....

submitted by Spicewood, 12 September 2010

Makes sense to me

Lynn and Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Lynn was nailing down house siding, she would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder...

submitted by Spicewood, 12 September 2010

A Blonde getting Even

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbors dog. It has been in the neighbors backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, Ive had enough...

submitted by Spicewood, 12 September 2010

Another cute blonde joke..

A tall blonde walks up to the desk at the library, and loudly announces, I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER A HAMBURGER FRIES AND A COKE. The librarian tells her, This is a library. She slowly looks to the left, then to the...

submitted by Spicewood, 31 August 2010

Another day with the highway patrol

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights...

submitted by Spicewood, 20 August 2010
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