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Horsemeat woes
Theres a new twist in the horseflesh scandal with government food hygiene inspectors warning about contamination of new products....
David Carradine
An LA Coroners Inquest heard from one of Carradines ex-wives who spoke to him on the phone the night he died....
Iranian plumbing
The Queen is on a royal state visit to Iran and is staying in Tehrans equivalent of Buckingham Palace....
Horse flesh scandal in America
A famous Native American chief went bonkers from eating some 20th century recipe Findus Lasagna according to a US Food Standard Agency statement....
Horsemeat contamination
Theres a new twist today in the UK food contamination scandal after bits of old saddle were traced to austerity-strapped doomsday peddling Greeks....
Boy George curry house
Buoyed by the success of his More Protein record label the ex-Culture Club singer is branching out into eclectic Asian fine dining....
Ellen DeGeneres
An LA undertakers website has warned about homophobic body snatchers trawling famous Californian cemeteries....
Polygamy nut fesses up
Prison shrinks treating the FDLS wackjob Warren Jeffs have stumbled on a cultish oedipus complex buried deep inside the polygamy nuts subconscious....
Top Gun
Kelly McGillis has finally spilled the beans about the glacial chemistry between her and actor Tom Cruise during the filming of the 1986 box office smash hit Top Gun....
Michael Jackson, you beast!
Was Wacko Jacko really into beastiality? A biographer researching his diaries has come across an entry where Jackson describes a weird but sexy dream hed had under the influence of some exotic jungle...
Adele Adkins
The British singer-songwriter has revealed how as a teenager she was turned down to play the lead role of Maria von Trapp in a remake of the 1960s musical The Sound of Music. Casting directors asked the...
George Michael diet
George Michael was admitted to the Emergency Room this evening after complaining about chronic piles. Hed been on a crash diet and suspected his partner had tried to help him by hiding goodies in case he...
Celebrity Mastermind
You passed on just one question, the shows somewhat surprised compere told celeb contestant Jimmy Savile. The notorious old perv had been answering questions on his specialised chosen subject The Pitfalls...
The Queen goes green
Fed up with the Palaces rocketing electricity bills and flunkeys reluctance to embrace energy efficiency the Queen put her foot down and decided do some shopping herself for a few essential domestic items....
CSI: Miami
Controversy about the use of background music has halted the filming of a CSI: Miami feature-length movie about Florida serial killer Aileen Wuornos. The ex-hooker was executed in 2002 at Broward Correctional...
Royal psychiatrist
After decades of watching him talk to plants and shrubs the Queen finally put her foot down with the Prince of Wales and sent him to a psychiatrist in Harley Street. Prince Charles reluctantly agreed to a six...
Royal State Visit to Saudi Arabia
Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip were visiitng the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia where one of the sheikhs took a fancy to Her Majesty. Taking Philip aside he whispered gently in his ear: Sir, Ill give you ten thousand...
University Challenge
A row has broken out in the TV shows Music Round about the earliest recorded anti-incest song to get into the pop charts. Contestants were asked to name the singer and the title of the song that best illustrated a...
The royal caravan
The AA got an emergency call-out today from the Queen whose luxury motorised home became stuck in a muddy ditch on the royal estate in Sandringham. Mechanics struggled for over one hour to get it moving using a variety...
Obama's Inauguration lip sync furor
Furious Congressmen are saying that Barack Obama pre-recorded his Inauguration Oath with a back-up track in case of any unforseeable problems. The pre-recorded vow was then broadcast to the assembled crowds with Obama lip...
Snip woes
An internationally acclaimed vasectomy surgeon from Bald Knob, Arkansas was jailed today for using dodgy animal replacement tubes in snip-reversal operations. Clients had complained hed secretly used cat gut instead of proper...
Michelle Obama, Commando-in-Chief
Presidential Swearing-in Committee aides are anxious to avoid a repeat of a 2009 incident that outed Mrs Obama as the nations premier Commando-In-Chief. Sexy Michelles secret wardrobe statement was rumbled during the Obamas attendance...
Joe Biden spills the beans...
At a confidential briefing with Inauguration Committee aides this morning Joe Biden accidentally touched on a lot of White House suspicions about the Obamas marriage. Guys, whats the basic difference between a One-Term Presidency and a...
Hillary Clinton's head
Recuperating from a bloodclot on the brain at the Clintons Chappaqua, New York home this weekend Hillarys blood pressure suddenly rocketed sky high after she accidentally intercepted a phone call from...
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