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Jimmy Savile social climber

The old rogue once told reporters how after years of being blackballed by the Establishment he was eventually accepted at a top knobs Members Only club....

submitted by queen mudder, 13 July 2013

Da Vinci Code the Musical

On the Da Vinci Codes 100th anniversary the Pearly Gates Operatic Society in Heaven is staging a musical based on Dan Browns famous book....

submitted by queen mudder, 09 July 2013

Bill Clinton's vegan diet

Bill Clinton goes to see his doctor complaining of a huge pain in the ass....

submitted by queen mudder, 09 July 2013

Prince Harry

The ginger fire-cracker has been invited to a fancy dress party at the Kremlin but hasnt got a clue what to wear....

submitted by queen mudder, 08 July 2013

Jimmy Savile lads' night in

Its Saturday night and the octogenarian entertainer is ringing round his old muckers to see if anyone wants to catch a few beers and watch a vid....

submitted by queen mudder, 06 July 2013

Secrets of Vladimir Putin's 30 year marriage

The Russian president took his own mothers advice about matrimonial bliss when first looking for a wife 30 years ago....

submitted by queen mudder, 05 July 2013

Royal Couch Potatoes

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall goes to see the doctor complaining about a funny taste in the mouth from having sex with Prince Charles....

submitted by queen mudder, 04 July 2013

Joe Biden spills yet more beans...

The Vice President has been acting as White House tour guide to some Chinese exchange students studying US Politics and History of the US Democratic Party....

submitted by queen mudder, 02 July 2013

Maria Sharapova

Russian Grand Slam champ Maria Sharapova has become Patron of the International Society for the Blind, a charity that promotes fun, games and sports for the visually impaired....

submitted by queen mudder, 01 July 2013

Bee Gees

An excited Prince Charles phones the Queen and says hes finally got proof that plants talk back if you teach them properly....

submitted by queen mudder, 30 June 2013

Goldie Hawn

An anonymous young Hollywood actor tweeting under the name Woodsman says hes crazy about First Wives Club/Private Benjamin star Goldie Hawn....

submitted by queen mudder, 29 June 2013

Bar snacks

Barman, this two dollar pack of nuts smells of urine....

submitted by queen mudder, 28 June 2013

Paul McCartney

The Beatles son James said this week hes still mad at his Pa for the lavish divorce settlement he gave step-Mom Heather Mills....

submitted by queen mudder, 23 June 2013

Holy contraception

Nuns at Romes Convent of the Immaculate Conception have won the Popes prestigious morality prize for the 100th year in a row....

submitted by queen mudder, 22 June 2013

Michael Jackson rhinoplasty

The singer came round early from a nose job op convinced surgeons were using tacky embroidery blanket stitches around his new nostrils....

submitted by queen mudder, 21 June 2013

King Henry VIII

Courtiers tried hard to cheer up their monarch after his second wife Anne Boleyn lost her head in a Traitors Gate cost-cutting exercise....

submitted by queen mudder, 18 June 2013

Rosie O'Donnell

The American stand-up comic, actress, singer and TV personality is having her annual womens works check up at a smart Manhattan gynecology clinic....

submitted by queen mudder, 16 June 2013

Monty Don

The Gardeners World presenter has been criticised for his timid mixed planting schemes that combine boring fruit, such as gooseberries and crab apples, with wallflowers and pansies....

submitted by queen mudder, 15 June 2013

Vladimir Putin's divorce

A Russian radio station has hosted a live phone-in about unfaithful politicians in the wake of President Putins recent divorce....

submitted by queen mudder, 08 June 2013

Chinese President's wife

Peng Liyuan, the sexy former pop singer and wife of Chinas President Xi Jinping, is footloose and fancy free on her first evening at the Sunnydale, California US-China Summit....

submitted by queen mudder, 05 June 2013

Michael Douglas

The dual Oscar winner wakes up in hospital after a tricky three hour op....

submitted by queen mudder, 03 June 2013

Angela Merkel/2

Chancellor Merkel was rushed to the Emergency Room today amid reports shed been bitten on the bum by a crazed German Shepherd....

submitted by queen mudder, 28 May 2013

Lou Reed

Some scribbled lyrics found in Andy Warhols Factory toilet are going under the hammer in NYC next week....

submitted by queen mudder, 25 May 2013

NASA cocktail bar

A fight broke out at an upmarket cocktail bar on the Dark Side of the Moon tonight after some alien VIPs complained the decor, lighting and general ambience was crap....

submitted by queen mudder, 18 May 2013
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