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What Causes Arthritist
A drunk man who smelled of stale alcohol sat down on a subway next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of...
No Sissy Crap
None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy friendship poems? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this...
Seven Kinds Of Sex
Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. - This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are...
Why Women Are Crabby
Why Women Are Crabby We started to bud in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the...
Herman James
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all...
Mother Superior
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent. Thank God, said an elderly nun at the back. Im so tired of...
Southern Gentleman
After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, Miss, yall sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade yall to give me uh piece of...
Compassionate Lawyer
And you think lawyers dont have hearts. The best lawyer story of all time...bar none. The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the citys most successful lawyer. So a United...
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