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Stock Tip

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left. With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left. With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left....

submitted by MsTerri, 18 March 2009

What Causes Arthritist

A drunk man who smelled of stale alcohol sat down on a subway next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of...

submitted by MsTerri, 16 March 2009

No Sissy Crap

None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy friendship poems? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this...

submitted by MsTerri, 14 March 2009

Seven Kinds Of Sex

Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. - This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are...

submitted by MsTerri, 05 March 2009

Why Women Are Crabby

Why Women Are Crabby We started to bud in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the...

submitted by MsTerri, 27 February 2009

Golftits

I attended a Christmas party this past weekend. After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and asked her...

submitted by MsTerri, 21 February 2009

Herman James

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all...

submitted by MsTerri, 21 February 2009

Mother Superior

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent. Thank God, said an elderly nun at the back. Im so tired of...

submitted by MsTerri, 21 February 2009

Southern Gentleman

After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, Miss, yall sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade yall to give me uh piece of...

submitted by MsTerri, 21 February 2009

Compassionate Lawyer

And you think lawyers dont have hearts. The best lawyer story of all time...bar none. The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the citys most successful lawyer. So a United...

submitted by MsTerri, 20 February 2009
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