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Top Camping Tip...

Top tip: If youre camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because its so hot she will be...

submitted by birbee, 12 October 2010

Apple a Day???

Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, Ive found that...

submitted by birbee, 12 October 2010

Maccy D's

A fat bird served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said, Sorry about the wait. I said, Dont worry, youll lose it eventually....

submitted by birbee, 12 October 2010

Dinner Time.............

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wifes voice from the kitchen What would you like for dinner my Love?......

submitted by birbee, 12 October 2010

Genie......

A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have two wishes, but whatever he gets his mother-in-law will...

submitted by birbee, 20 August 2010

Sweet Tea.........

Doctor, I dont know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp. Doctor: I have a real good medicine for that When...

submitted by birbee, 20 August 2010

Condoms...

A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, What are these Dad? To which...

submitted by birbee, 16 August 2010

Breaking News

Police in South Bristol just announced the discovery of an arms cache of 2000 semi automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin,...

submitted by birbee, 13 August 2010

Great White Sharks

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean spied a ship in distress. Follow me, son, the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the ship. First we swim around them a few times with just...

submitted by birbee, 13 August 2010

Camping and Fishing

Four blokes spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip to a remote and disconnected spot Two days before they are due to leave, Daves wife puts her foot down and tells him hes not going...

submitted by birbee, 31 July 2010

Divorce

Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, I think Im gonna divorce my wife. She hasnt spoken to me in over 2 months. Earl continues...

submitted by birbee, 31 July 2010

Public Sex Act

A man had a wank in a newsagents today. It was all over the papers..........

submitted by birbee, 29 July 2010

Come On Farmer............

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his manhood into the equipment, turned on...

submitted by birbee, 11 May 2010

Vow of Silence......

Sister Katherine Mary entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, Sister, this is a silent Monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so....

submitted by birbee, 09 May 2010

A Dwarf and A Horse......

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm. Id like to buy a horth, he says to the owner of the farm. What sort of horse? said the owner. A female horth the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare....

submitted by birbee, 09 May 2010

Squid.....

A man walks into a restaurant and orders squid. Certainly Sir, says Gervaise the waiter, Would you like to choose your squid from the tank over there? Ill have that little green one with the moustache says...

submitted by birbee, 09 May 2010

Women #12

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested....

submitted by birbee, 09 May 2010

Women #11

Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to......

submitted by birbee, 09 May 2010

Women #10

I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.......

submitted by birbee, 09 May 2010

Women #9

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is shouting through the letter box, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. Hell shut up once you let him in.......

submitted by birbee, 09 May 2010

Women #8

Why do men fart more than women? Because women cant shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.......

submitted by birbee, 09 May 2010

Women #7

How do you repair a womans watch? You dont need to. There is a clock on the oven.......

submitted by birbee, 09 May 2010

Women #6

How do you know when a woman is about to say something really clever? When she starts her sentence with A man once told me.....

submitted by birbee, 09 May 2010

Women #5

Why do women have smaller feet than men? Its one of those evolutionary things that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.......

submitted by birbee, 09 May 2010
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