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Knife in my Back

One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back....

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 14 January 2010

Mummy, Mummy!

- Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?...

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 14 January 2010

Good, Bad, Very Bad

Good: Your daughter has a good job....

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Good, Bad, Very Bad

Good: You are explaining to your daughter about birds and bees....

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Good, Bad, Very Bad

Good: Your son is growing up....

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A happy marriage?

Good: Your wife doesnt talk to you....

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 14 January 2010

My Wife is Pregnant

Good: Your wife is pregnant....

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 14 January 2010

Christmas Prostitute

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays: What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?...

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 14 January 2010

Dwarfs playing soccer

- Why do dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?...

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 14 January 2010

Sailors

- Why didnt the sailors play cards?...

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 14 January 2010

Wank!

A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him....

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 14 January 2010

Pinocchio

Pinocchio talks to Gepetto: Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls....

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My son swallowed a condom!

One man calls emergency: Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!...

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 14 January 2010

Taxi

One woman stops a taxi: To the airport, please....

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 14 January 2010

Mum and Child

A little boy asked his mother: Mummy, why are you white and I am black?...

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 14 January 2010

Blond Light Bulb

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?...

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 14 January 2010

Letter from Bin Laden

The American military recently found a letter written by Osama Bin Laden to his troops in a cave just south of the Packistan border. this is what it said......

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 13 January 2010

Number One way to piss off Osama Bin Laden

When you leave, wave...

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 13 January 2010

What's Osama's Name????

If you wnat to piss off Osama Bin Laden go to his cave and...

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 13 January 2010

If Osama went to heaven...

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way...

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 13 January 2010

Valentine Day Osama

Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentines Day. Since Valentines Day is for a Christian saint and were Jewish, he asks, will God get...

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 13 January 2010

Michael Jacksons Nose

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue....

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 13 January 2010

Michael Jackson

I know hes dead and its sad to make up jokes about him but i only put these up becasue theyre funny Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? A: Because there are twenty of them...

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 13 January 2010

No arms no legs

A women without arms or legs is sitting on a beach weeping. A guy walks by and asks her whats wrong. She says, Ive never been kissed before. The man feels sorry for her and gives her a long passionate...

submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs, 12 January 2010
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