Jokes
Showing jokes submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs.
Show all jokes.
Knife in my Back
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back....
Mummy, Mummy!
- Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?...
Good, Bad, Very Bad
Good: Your daughter has a good job....
Good, Bad, Very Bad
Good: You are explaining to your daughter about birds and bees....
A happy marriage?
Good: Your wife doesnt talk to you....
Christmas Prostitute
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays: What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?...
Dwarfs playing soccer
- Why do dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?...
Wank!
A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him....
Pinocchio
Pinocchio talks to Gepetto: Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls....
My son swallowed a condom!
One man calls emergency: Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!...
Mum and Child
A little boy asked his mother: Mummy, why are you white and I am black?...
Blond Light Bulb
Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?...
Letter from Bin Laden
The American military recently found a letter written by Osama Bin Laden to his troops in a cave just south of the Packistan border. this is what it said......
Number One way to piss off Osama Bin Laden
When you leave, wave...
What's Osama's Name????
If you wnat to piss off Osama Bin Laden go to his cave and...
If Osama went to heaven...
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way...
Valentine Day Osama
Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentines Day. Since Valentines Day is for a Christian saint and were Jewish, he asks, will God get...
Michael Jacksons Nose
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue....
Michael Jackson
I know hes dead and its sad to make up jokes about him but i only put these up becasue theyre funny Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? A: Because there are twenty of them...
No arms no legs
A women without arms or legs is sitting on a beach weeping. A guy walks by and asks her whats wrong. She says, Ive never been kissed before. The man feels sorry for her and gives her a long passionate...
Send To A Friend
Send this site to a friend!