Showing:

Showing jokes submitted by Captain Ropeburn.


Show all jokes.

Showing page 2 (of 2 pages)

Soup or Pussy

An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts...

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 03 November 2008

Dear

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He...

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 03 November 2008

Shocked Husband

A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger having sex with his wife....

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 03 November 2008

Wasp in Vagina

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the womans vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the...

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 03 November 2008

Crotchless Panties

One day a girl decided to buy some crotchless panties to surprise her boyfriend. She went and bought them, got home, put them on and waited. When the boyfriend got home there she was spread eagle on...

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 03 November 2008

Clinton in Hell

Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich,...

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 03 November 2008

Bowling

A man tells his wife that hes going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out its closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers...

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 31 October 2008

Exam Excuse

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family...

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 31 October 2008

Painful Circumcision

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, Your thing doesnt have any skin on it!. Ive been circumcised., the other replied. Whats that mean? It means they cut the skin off...

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 31 October 2008

Dirty Math

Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. Yeah teach? he replies. If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot...

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 31 October 2008

The Definition of the Word Definitely

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word definitely to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it...

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 31 October 2008

Construction Lingo

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he cant hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign...

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 31 October 2008

25th Anniversary

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, When you first saw my naked body in...

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 31 October 2008

Skiing Hand Job

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there arent enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand...

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 31 October 2008

Newlywed Pictures

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, My dear, we are married now, you can open...

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 31 October 2008

Sperm Bank

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says But sir, its just a sperm bank! I dont care, open it...

submitted by Captain Ropeburn, 31 October 2008
Showing page 2 (of 2 pages)


Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 1 multiplied by 4?

3 17 4 14

RSS & Feeds

The Spoof is proud to present all its stories as RSS Feeds.

More Info...

Go to top