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Doctor, my leg talks to me

Me: Doctor, my leg is talking to me!...

submitted by IainB, 21 May 2010

My new password

Ever since they introduced this new password rule at work, its taking me ages to type it in. My new password is MickyMinnieDonaldHueyDueyLouiePlutoGoofyLondon...

submitted by IainB, 21 May 2010

Lamping

I went to the lighting section of my local DIY superstore this morning, a sales assistant rushed over and shouted Do you want lamping? Fortunately, I got the...

submitted by IainB, 03 November 2009

Ineffective Suicide

Frank, 70, outlived his wife of 52 years. She had done everything for him, cooked, cleaned and supported him for all that time. Her death hit him very hard, and...

submitted by IainB, 03 November 2009

Migraine relief

A man goes to see his local doctor complaining that each morning he wakes with a severe migraine. Do you see flashing lights? asked the doctor. I do, replied the...

submitted by IainB, 13 July 2009

Doctor, I orgasm whenever I sneeze

A young woman went to see her doctor. Doctor, whenever I sneeze, I have a massive orgasm! The doctor wrote some notes and said: Thats quite a unique malady. Im not...

submitted by IainB, 23 February 2009

I'm not the father

I recently discovered that my eldest son is not my biological child. I should have realised as I am...

submitted by IainB, 12 February 2009

Decking

I went to the fencing section of my local garden centre this morning, a sales assistant rushed over...

submitted by IainB, 09 February 2009

Flooring

I went to Carpet Madness this morning, a sales assistant rushed over and shouted Do you want flooring?...

submitted by IainB, 09 February 2009

Stopping traffic

My girlfriend has a face that will stop traffic. Its bright red....

submitted by IainB, 29 January 2009

Student Teacher

A student teacher was given a class completely comprised of blondes and thought he was in for a tough time....

submitted by IainB, 19 January 2009

Porn channel

A vicar walks into the hotel where his conference is being held and checks in. After checking in he adds:...

submitted by IainB, 17 January 2009

Shut it! Or Else.

A man was doing eighty on the motorway when the police pulled him over. Are you aware you were doing eighty?...

submitted by IainB, 06 January 2009

Salford Advent Calendar

I bought an advent calendar from a shop in Salford. I wish...

submitted by IainB, 12 December 2008

Where's the bar

Two men book into a hotel, before going up to their room they...

submitted by IainB, 04 December 2008

Turning the lights on

I bought some of those lights that turn on and off when you clap - but because...

submitted by IainB, 26 November 2008

Book title

Richard Branson walked into Waterstones looking for a book. After looking for some...

submitted by IainB, 24 November 2008

Yet another face lift gag

My friend has had so many face lifts, when her...

submitted by IainB, 17 November 2008
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