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The Black Bozo!
After giving it a lot of thought and mulling it over in my mind, perhaps it wasnt the best decision I ever made when I sent that black Bozo the Clown as a surprise guest at Al Sharptons Big Birthday Bash....
Thing That Scared the Kids
After putting her children to bed, a mother took off her make-up, changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious,...
The New Assassin
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists... Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one...
Peter Can't Wait
Peter called his doctors office for an appointment. Im sorry, said the receptionist, we are extremely busy and cant fit you in for at least two weeks. Two weeks!, exclaims Peter. But I could be dead by then!...
Smart Blonde At School!
A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,...
After The Wedding Night!
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel...
Horny Blonde At Divorce Trial!
Judge: OK, you have given your reasons for divorcing and you can split everything 50-50. But what about the three children? The guy thinks it over and says, Maybe we can have them on alternate weekends?...
Superman & Lois Lane On Wedding Night
Supermans strength was beyond measurement. It could only be lost, little by little, if he enjoyed the company of a mortal woman. Finally he was talked into marrying Lois Lane and she took him up to her apartment...
Recovering From The Mental Home
A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released. The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, however,...
Sarah Palin Shows Her Stuff!
Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While Sarah Palin and a group of other tourists were standing outside the castle admiring the elegant...
A Madam Who Cares For Her Ladies
Attending a union convention in Las Vegas a union lighting man decides to visit a bordello. He goes into the first place, the ladies are lovely, and he asks the Madam, Is this a union establishment? Why,...
That's Show Biz!
A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they walk about. After a...
The Daydream Girl!
At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback...
Pilot Sex Joke Overheard
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude theyll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about...
The Donkey In The Well
One day a farmers donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered...
Embarrassing Situations!
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, Um, would you mind if I...
Body Parts!
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and...
Cannibals Lose Their Boat
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed...
Don't Sweat The Heebee Jeebees!
While I realize that drinking too much alcohol can destroy a lot of your brain cells, Ive also been told at least a hundred times that human beings only use ten percent of our brain, anyway. So why worry about...
Three Pregnant Squaws
There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deerskin, one slept on an elk skin and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant and the first two each had a baby boy. However, the one...
Lost Her Hams
Farmer Larson had just finished cutting up hog meat when he gave his wife two hams and said, Cora take these two hams and put them up for hard times. Cora took the hams and put them in the freezer. One week later...
Bear Craps
The National Game warden put out a warning to all hikers in his area. Warning that they should wear small bells on their boots so not to startle the bears. To distinguish the grizzly bear the notice read--...
The Farmer & The Goat
Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. There was no sound. He turned...
Situation: Dog Crap
Heres another great tip in training your dog to go to the bathroom...take a dump for those less sensitive...when and where you want him to go: The best place is to teach him to go on a newspaper. That way its...
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