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Good news / Bad news

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news....

submitted by Rusty, 06 January 2009

Lethal Food

A dietician was addressing a large audience in Chicago....

submitted by Rusty, 05 January 2009

One-eyed blonde

Two blondes are walking down the road when one says Look at that dog with one eye!...

submitted by Rusty, 05 January 2009

Blondes again

How did the blonde break her leg while she was raking leaves?...

submitted by Rusty, 05 January 2009

Four Types of Patients

A group of surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered....

submitted by Rusty, 04 January 2009

Suspicious Minds.

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work....

submitted by Rusty, 04 January 2009

Why do?

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?...

submitted by Rusty, 03 January 2009

Paddy's new jigsaw

Paddy walks through town one day when he spots an interesting looking box in a shop window....

submitted by Rusty, 03 January 2009

Black n White?

Whats black and white and rolls around on the beach?...

submitted by Rusty, 01 January 2009

God Is Watching

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples....

submitted by Rusty, 29 December 2008

Sectarian street crossing

Paddy was in New York, patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing....

submitted by Rusty, 28 December 2008

Paddy gets a Miracle

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldnt find a parking place....

submitted by Rusty, 28 December 2008

Paddy's Novena

Paddy worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time hed been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent....

submitted by Rusty, 28 December 2008

Heaven can wait

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, Do you want to go to heaven?...

submitted by Rusty, 28 December 2008

Clutches

Paddys out of work, walking past a garage, sees an ad up for a mechanic....

submitted by Rusty, 27 December 2008

Xmas symbolism

Three men get snuffed on Christmas Eve in a car smash and were met by Saint Peter at Heavens Gates....

submitted by Rusty, 26 December 2008

Blondes n PC's

Q: What do a blonde girlfriend and a computer have in common?...

submitted by Rusty, 23 December 2008

Memory

A clear conscience is normally...

submitted by Rusty, 23 December 2008

Time

Time : thats what keeps things...

submitted by Rusty, 23 December 2008

Age

Few women admit their age...

submitted by Rusty, 23 December 2008

Son in law

A 60 year old woman came home...

submitted by Rusty, 21 December 2008

Tourettes Parrot

Recently I received a parrot as...

submitted by Rusty, 20 December 2008

Never done this before.

An 18 year old was having pre-nuptial sex / shagging his 16 year old g/f in the back of the station wagon down a quiet country lane, well after dark. Into it, nearing the vinegar strokes when ! : Torch...

submitted by Rusty, 18 December 2008

Who put the what?

We know who put the T in Britain,...

submitted by Rusty, 18 December 2008
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