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Good news / Bad news
Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news....
Lethal Food
A dietician was addressing a large audience in Chicago....
One-eyed blonde
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says Look at that dog with one eye!...
Blondes again
How did the blonde break her leg while she was raking leaves?...
Four Types of Patients
A group of surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered....
Suspicious Minds.
Paddy and his two friends are talking at work....
Paddy's new jigsaw
Paddy walks through town one day when he spots an interesting looking box in a shop window....
Black n White?
Whats black and white and rolls around on the beach?...
God Is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples....
Sectarian street crossing
Paddy was in New York, patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing....
Paddy gets a Miracle
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldnt find a parking place....
Paddy's Novena
Paddy worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time hed been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent....
Heaven can wait
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, Do you want to go to heaven?...
Xmas symbolism
Three men get snuffed on Christmas Eve in a car smash and were met by Saint Peter at Heavens Gates....
Blondes n PC's
Q: What do a blonde girlfriend and a computer have in common?...
Never done this before.
An 18 year old was having pre-nuptial sex / shagging his 16 year old g/f in the back of the station wagon down a quiet country lane, well after dark. Into it, nearing the vinegar strokes when ! : Torch...
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