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Flexible Gym
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits....
Eurostar
I bought a train ticket to France and the ticket seller said Eurostar...
P45
The recruitment consultant asked me What do you think of voluntary work?...
Kenwood Kettle
I went into a shop and I said, Can someone sell me a kettle....
Watch it
I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said Analogue....
Bowling job
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley....
Clocks go forward
When it came to putting his clock forward for summertime,...
Fast food
Im not saying he likes instant takeaway food, but...
Leading to marriage
His first kiss was on the doorstep - she...
Swimming in drought
During the drought of 76, the Dublin Council closed...
Driving habits
He drives one of those fancy Japanese cars with three speeds - fast, very fast and Hari...
On the plane
Cant wait to get on the plane tomorrow - I have to take...
'ello 'ello 'ello
I was stopped by a policeman and asked if I could identify...
Child psychology
I went to a child psychiatrist once - it somehow didnt...
Hair advice
My best man remarked that if I get fed up being bald I...
Police information wanted
The police once asked my wife for information -...
Working wife
She can stay at home and do the cooking, cleaning, washing, shopping, ironing, painting,...
First row
We had our first row today - we were having the wedding...
Being poor
Im not saying we were poor, but theres many a time my mother sent me...
Starship Enterprise
The Starship Enterprise can travel at the speed of light - what happens...
Virgin Railways
He then asked Virgin why they didnt put the train station nearer the city centre...
Friend's driving licence
My best friend was stopped by the police and told it was likely he would lose his...
Pete Doherty's home
Im not saying Pete Dohertys home isnt modern, but last week a...
Driving Euro
The Irish are going fully European next year with their decision to...
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