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Batman

I went to the local video shop and I said, Can I borrow Batman Forever?...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 06 September 2008

Flexible Gym

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits....

submitted by Steddyeddy, 06 September 2008

Eurostar

I bought a train ticket to France and the ticket seller said Eurostar...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 06 September 2008

P45

The recruitment consultant asked me What do you think of voluntary work?...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 06 September 2008

Kenwood Kettle

I went into a shop and I said, Can someone sell me a kettle....

submitted by Steddyeddy, 06 September 2008

Watch it

I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said Analogue....

submitted by Steddyeddy, 06 September 2008

Bowling job

I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley....

submitted by Steddyeddy, 06 September 2008

Clocks go forward

When it came to putting his clock forward for summertime,...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

Fast food

Im not saying he likes instant takeaway food, but...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

Leading to marriage

His first kiss was on the doorstep - she...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

Swimming in drought

During the drought of 76, the Dublin Council closed...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

Driving habits

He drives one of those fancy Japanese cars with three speeds - fast, very fast and Hari...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

On the plane

Cant wait to get on the plane tomorrow - I have to take...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

'ello 'ello 'ello

I was stopped by a policeman and asked if I could identify...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

Child psychology

I went to a child psychiatrist once - it somehow didnt...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

Hair advice

My best man remarked that if I get fed up being bald I...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

Police information wanted

The police once asked my wife for information -...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

Working wife

She can stay at home and do the cooking, cleaning, washing, shopping, ironing, painting,...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

First row

We had our first row today - we were having the wedding...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

Being poor

Im not saying we were poor, but theres many a time my mother sent me...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

Starship Enterprise

The Starship Enterprise can travel at the speed of light - what happens...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

Virgin Railways

He then asked Virgin why they didnt put the train station nearer the city centre...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

Friend's driving licence

My best friend was stopped by the police and told it was likely he would lose his...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008

Pete Doherty's home

Im not saying Pete Dohertys home isnt modern, but last week a...

submitted by Steddyeddy, 01 September 2008
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