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Greenpeace joke

What do you call a member of Greenpeace who says the same thing about the environment over and over again?...

submitted by Everyman, 18 September 2010

Ann Widdecombe joke (2)

What is the similarity between Ann Widdecombe and a Council planning office?...

submitted by Everyman, 18 September 2010

Hand job joke

What do you call a hand job in a cab?...

submitted by Everyman, 18 September 2010

Big breasts and Iraq joke

What do you say when you see a huge breasted neo-conservative woman talking about invading a middle east country without a UN mandate?...

submitted by Everyman, 18 September 2010

Taxi joke

Why are the famously right wing cab drivers backing Labour?...

submitted by Everyman, 18 September 2010

Alexandra Burke joke

-Who won the X Factor in 2008?...

submitted by Everyman, 13 September 2010

Michael Gove's deputy joke

What do you call the Secretary of State for Educations deputy?...

submitted by Everyman, 12 September 2010

Unemployed cosmetic surgeon joke

What is the name for the number of of cosmetic surgeons who are unemployed?...

submitted by Everyman, 12 September 2010

Ann Widdecombe joke

What was Ann Widdecombes nickname when she worked at the Foreign Office?...

submitted by Everyman, 12 September 2010

Dyson joke

What do you get if you cross a kiss-arse with a Dyson?...

submitted by Everyman, 12 September 2010

Kiss joke

What do you get if you cross a complete boot licker with the backside of Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Ace Frehley or Peter Criss?...

submitted by Everyman, 12 September 2010

Oxford professor bottom joke

What do you get if you cross a joke with an Oxford University Professors bottom?...

submitted by Everyman, 12 September 2010

Latin joke

Why would the lazy roman student not write four tens in a row?...

submitted by Everyman, 05 September 2010

Sex Pistols Joke (2)

What do you call a member of Sex Pistols who loves taking a boat out on the River Cam in Cambridge?...

submitted by Everyman, 05 September 2010

Sex Pistols Joke

What do you call a member of the Sex Pistols who loves making plays on words?...

submitted by Everyman, 05 September 2010

George Osborne joke

What do you get if you cross George Osborne with a prostitute?...

submitted by Everyman, 04 September 2010

Benjamin Netanyahu joke

What do you get if you cross the Israeli prime-minister with a search engine?...

submitted by Everyman, 02 September 2010

Anti-climax joke

What is the definition of an anti-climax?...

submitted by Everyman, 01 September 2010

Anti-monarchy joke

I don;t mind the fact that the Royal Family are reigning...

submitted by Everyman, 01 September 2010

Soul mate

Whats a soul mate? A matching shoe...

submitted by Everyman, 30 August 2010

Shampoo joke?

Whats shampoo? What youve just done in your fake underwear...

submitted by Everyman, 30 August 2010

Champagne joke

Whats champagne? When it doesnt really hurt...

submitted by Everyman, 30 August 2010

Porn Star mail joke

How does a lesbian porn star put a stamp on an envelope? She...

submitted by Everyman, 30 August 2010

Aardvaark

Whats Aardvark? A twenty hour shift in Holland...

submitted by Everyman, 30 August 2010
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