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Cybersex

I dont need cyber-sex. Windows goes down on me all the time!...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

Say It with Flowers

Good morning! How may I help you say it with flowers? the florist cheerfully asked as he answered his phone. Well, since you put it that way, the male caller answered, I want you to send my secretary...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

Gay Italian

A zipper on a gay Italians pants is a Mediterranean fruit fly....

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

The Elevator Operator

The elevator operator who rode to the basement to pick up Dracula went down for the Count....

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

Madam Adam

All eyes turned to stare as Suzanne, a gorgeous redhead walked into the costume party stark naked. The alarmed host rushed to intercept her. Wheres your costume? he hissed through clenched teeth. This...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

The Code Word

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, If I hear one more person confess to adultery, Ill quit! Everyone...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

The Twins

A bloke pops round to visit a sick mate who has a broken leg. Anything I can do for you, mate? he asks. My feet are freezing cold, mate, his friend replies. Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

Virgin?

Dear Abby: I am an 18-year-old girl from Arkansas and Im still a virgin. Do you think my brothers are gay?...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

Enlargement

Gay: A guy who enlarges the circle of his friends!...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

Presents

Three blokes were talking about what they were going to get their ladies for Valentines Day. The first fellow says, Im getting her two presents, a diamond necklace and diamond earrings. That way if she doesnt...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

Surprise, Surprise!

A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the maid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maids...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

A Bit Premature!

A ladder was placed against the bedroom window of a burning house, and a young fireman rushed up. Inside was a curvy brunette in a see-through nightie. Aha, said he, Youre the second pregnant girl Ive rescued...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

The Whitest

After the toothpaste model gave her date oral sex, he said, Wow! Those are the whitest teeth Ive ever come across....

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

The Widow

Maria had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Maria agreed to give it a try, but said she didnt know anyone....

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

The difference

An eight-year-old boy asked his father what is the difference with an old-time womans panty and a now-a- days panty. His father told him that from his experience the only suitable answer he could give...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

Seeking

Gay politicians are always seeking mandates....

submitted by norma snockers, 29 April 2010

Warmth

The guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into the soup. This upset him, but he let it go. She then brought...

submitted by norma snockers, 29 April 2010

Parking Problems

A curious little boy asks his mom what his younger sister has between the legs; the young mother does not know how to explain to the boy, so she says: Its like the Garage. The boy then asks: What is...

submitted by norma snockers, 29 April 2010

Lucky?

A bloke is driving 90 miles per hour late one night in his convertible with his amorous girlfriend when she reaches over from the passenger seat, unzips, and starts to give him head. He gets so excited,...

submitted by norma snockers, 29 April 2010

The Robot

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techogeek. Hey, bud, how are ya? Im good. Hey, congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful! Well, Im glad you like her. Believe...

submitted by norma snockers, 19 April 2010

The Difference

The other day, I was accosted by a hooker. She asked, How bout some relaxing oral sex, honey? Only $50. No way! I responded. Im married!!! So??? What difference does that make? asked the hooker....

submitted by norma snockers, 19 April 2010

The Decision-Makers

Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions....

submitted by norma snockers, 19 April 2010

Taste it

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his fathers house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery. As they were walking,...

submitted by norma snockers, 19 April 2010

Bad Knees

A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, There must be something youre doing that you havent told me. Can you think...

submitted by norma snockers, 16 April 2010
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