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Captain Camouflage

There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 08 July 2007

Teaching Hooligans

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 08 July 2007

The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN:...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 08 July 2007

Satanic Starbucks

A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity....

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 08 July 2007

Boy Lost In Mall

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, Ive lost my dad! The cop asked, Whats he like? The little boy replied, Beer and women with big boobs....

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 08 July 2007

90-Year Old Man & Doctor

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, Ive never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that? The doctor considered his question for a minute and...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 07 July 2007

Rooster & Owl

What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A cock that stays up all night!...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 07 July 2007

Warm & Moist

MAN: Id like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: Hes at home. CHECKOUT LADY: Im sorry, I cant sell this dog food to you unless I see the...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 04 July 2007

Atheist & Bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!, he said to himself. As he was walking along the...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 04 July 2007

Pinocchio & Gepetto

One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem. Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this? Have you tried sandpaper? Pinocchio hadnt, so he went to try it. Pinnochio,...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 04 July 2007

Gloves & Panties

A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were perfect, so he had the manager wrap them up. When the manager gave him the gift she...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 30 June 2007
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