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Woman's Best Friend

Man is a womans best friend....

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 18 May 2011

The Drunk Driver and the Cop

A man who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road, so a cop pulls him over....

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 March 2011

Jamie O'Conner And His Shovel

Into a pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like hed just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and hes walking with a limp....

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 March 2011

The Gorilla and the Lion

A gorilla was walking through the jungle, when he spotted a lion taking a drink of water by the watering hole....

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 05 March 2011

The Blonde And The Light Bulb

Mary urgently needed a few days off work, but knew tat her Boss would not allow her to take leave. She thought that maybe if she acted crazy then he would tell her to take a few days off. So she hung...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 15 January 2011

The Dragon and the George

A drunk guy pounds on the door of a pub called The Dragon and the George. Hes relentless, knocking and kicking the door to gain entry, even though hes unaware that its past closing time. The only person...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 31 December 2010

The Lazy Husband And The Doctor

A wife is so frustrated with her lazy husband that she makes him to go a doctor to get a full check-up. The Doctor checks his blood, his reflexes, everything. When its all over the Doctor scratches his...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 30 August 2010

The Bad Listener

A wife had had enough of her husband who was constantly igorning her. You never listen to me, Harold! Whatever I say goes in one ear and out the other! You used to say I had a beautiful voice and would listen...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 17 July 2010

The Cop And The Girl

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him. Nice bike, the cop said. Did Santa bring it to you? Yes Sir, the little girl said, he sure did! The...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 15 July 2010

The I.R.S. Vs. The Hospital

At the end of the tax year, the Internal Revenue Service office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the books he turned to the Chief Financial Officer...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 31 May 2010

The Blonde And The Heart Attack

A blonde gets home from work early hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. Whats up? she asks. I...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 15 May 2010

One On Top Of The Other

Little Patrick was 7 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. Hed been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her: Grandma, whats that...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 10 May 2010

The Wristwatch

Little Billy couldnt help noticing the fancy, expensive wristwatch that his friend, Danny, was wearing to school. Wow! Thats a cool watch! It looks like it can do everything! 10-year old Billy said. Yea,...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 13 April 2010

Goodbye Daddy

A father watches his 6-year old son say his prays one night, and hears him say, And God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandmama and Goodbye Grandpa. The father tucks him in and wonders what...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 30 March 2010

A Problem With his Ear

An old man walks into a crowded doctors office, and tells the receptionist, Hi! I think Ive got a problem with my dick! Embarrassed, the Receptionist snaps in a whisper, Sshhh! You cant just say something so...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 March 2010

The Hairy Woman

A woman goes to her doctor for a check-up during a radical medical treatment that involves her taking male hormones to cure her. Unfortunately, shes begun to experience unusual side effects. The woman says, Doctor,...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 04 March 2010

The Talking Clock

A man was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. Whats with that big brass gong? one of the guests...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 26 February 2010

Tough Wife

Two guys were drinking and talking in a bar when one told his friend, Why did you marry Sheila? Shes so mean-looking and tough! The husband shakes his head, replying, Aw shes not so tough! We have arguements all the time....

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 20 February 2010

Old Man Vs. Punk

An 84 year old man was at the mall, when he decided to grab a bite at the food court. He noticed a teenager sitting nearby, who had spiked hair in all different colours; green, red, orange and blue. The old man kept staring...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 26 January 2010

A Real Man

The ocean liner was going down and the life boats had all been launched, leaving a large group of people stranded on the doomed ship. Knowing that she had minutes to live, a beautiful woman shouted out to the group, Is there...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 13 January 2010

Down-Boy-Down!

A little Scottish Terrier is brought into a dog kennel for a week, when his owners take a vacation out of the country. He sees a bunch of other dogs across from him in their separate kennels, and calls to the nearest, Hi, there!...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 06 January 2010

A Husband And Wife Meet A Fairy

A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, For being such an exemplary married...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 04 December 2009

A Glass Of Water

A father was excited about watching the big game on TV without distractions. His wife was working late, he put his 6-year old son to bed early, and loaded up his table with beer and snacks. Ten minutes into the game, and his son appeared...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 16 November 2009

Dear God Letter

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 05 November 2009
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