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The Cop And The Girl
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him....
The I.R.S. Vs. The Hospital
At the end of the tax year, the Internal Revenue Service office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the books he turned to the Chief Financial Officer...
The Blonde And The Heart Attack
A blonde gets home from work early hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. Whats up? she asks. I...
One On Top Of The Other
Little Patrick was 7 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. Hed been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her: Grandma, whats that...
The Wristwatch
Little Billy couldnt help noticing the fancy, expensive wristwatch that his friend, Danny, was wearing to school. Wow! Thats a cool watch! It looks like it can do everything! 10-year old Billy said. Yea,...
Goodbye Daddy
A father watches his 6-year old son say his prays one night, and hears him say, And God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandmama and Goodbye Grandpa. The father tucks him in and wonders what...
A Problem With his Ear
An old man walks into a crowded doctors office, and tells the receptionist, Hi! I think Ive got a problem with my dick! Embarrassed, the Receptionist snaps in a whisper, Sshhh! You cant just say something so...
The Hairy Woman
A woman goes to her doctor for a check-up during a radical medical treatment that involves her taking male hormones to cure her. Unfortunately, shes begun to experience unusual side effects. The woman says, Doctor,...
The Talking Clock
A man was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. Whats with that big brass gong? one of the guests...
Tough Wife
Two guys were drinking and talking in a bar when one told his friend, Why did you marry Sheila? Shes so mean-looking and tough! The husband shakes his head, replying, Aw shes not so tough! We have arguements all the time....
Old Man Vs. Punk
An 84 year old man was at the mall, when he decided to grab a bite at the food court. He noticed a teenager sitting nearby, who had spiked hair in all different colours; green, red, orange and blue. The old man kept staring...
A Real Man
The ocean liner was going down and the life boats had all been launched, leaving a large group of people stranded on the doomed ship. Knowing that she had minutes to live, a beautiful woman shouted out to the group, Is there...
Down-Boy-Down!
A little Scottish Terrier is brought into a dog kennel for a week, when his owners take a vacation out of the country. He sees a bunch of other dogs across from him in their separate kennels, and calls to the nearest, Hi, there!...
A Husband And Wife Meet A Fairy
A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, For being such an exemplary married...
A Glass Of Water
A father was excited about watching the big game on TV without distractions. His wife was working late, he put his 6-year old son to bed early, and loaded up his table with beer and snacks. Ten minutes into the game, and his son appeared...
Dear God Letter
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see...
Bottle Time-Line
1. Baby bottle. 2. Soda pop bottle. 3. Beer bottle. 4. I.V.drip bottle. Oh, hell, Im already on the third one!!!...
Frankie And The Blonde
A blonde and her husband were sitting alone on a quiet evening. Suddenly the phone rings. The blonde answered and said, Hello? Oh, hello, Frankie . . . I dont know, Frankie? Why dont you call the weather...
100 Pounds of Dynamite!
A body builder picks up a pretty blonde at a bar andt hey go back to his place to fool around. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, What a great chest you have! He tells her, Thats 100 pounds of...
24 Hours To Live
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make...
Double At The Bar
Billy is sitting at the bar, chatting with the bartender when he decides to look around to see who else is present, and is shocked to see a guy that looks very similar to him sitting alone at a table!...
Food In His Ears
A man walks into a doctors office with strips of bacon hanging around his left ear and stuck inside, A Mars bar sticking in the other ear, and popcorn stuck up his nostrils. Doctor, I havent been feeling...
Superbowl
A man sits down in his seat at the Superbowl, one of the best in the stadium. Hes near the action and the view is amazing. Eventually, after the game has progressed past the one hour mark, he notices...
Last Words
Two old brothers are in a private hospital room, Alfred, age 98 and a patient with a fatal illness, and his younger brother, Lawrence, age 93. Lawrence always looked up to his older brother and tries...
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