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Tiger Woods Joke #1
Why is it significant that Tiger Woods has withdrawn from all tournaments for the rest of the year?...
Wife Beater Joke #5
The Slugger Hall of Fame Edition Babe Ruth Memorial Baseball Bat......
Wife Beater Joke #4
A man asked his wife where he had left his car keys....
Wife Beater Joke #3
What do you say when you see a pregnant wife with a black eye and bruises?...
Wife Beater Joke #2
What type of humor should a woman avoid sharing with her wife-beating husband?...
Wife Beater Joke #1
Why did the wife beater cut his spouse and rush her to the hospital when he heard that his favorite baseball teams starting line-up was about to die?...
Holiday Sports and the NFL
Why do the losing Detroit Lions still play every year on Thanksgiving?...
Trouble at the North Pole
What happened when one of the elves accidentally sat on a buzz saw at the toy factory?...
Santa Claus in the bedroom
Why did Mrs. Claus take Santa in to get a prescription for Viagra?...
He really should have taken the boat
Why didnt Ted Kennedy make it across the River Styx and into Heaven?...
Your answer really "Depends"
What is the difference between being incontinent and inconsonant?...
A Hollywood casting question
Why should Hollywood hire Mickey Mouse to portray American Premiere/Sheik Barack Obama in their newest Bio-pic?...
Another Priest Joke, #7
Why did the Pontiff have to deflower the virgin in the basilica?...
Another Priest Joke, #6
How did the policeman note the sexual assault of the Priest upon the young boy behind the row of Saint figurines....
Another Priest Joke, #5
Why did the Priest think that the nun enjoyed their lovemaking session?...
Another Priest Joke #4
Where do Priests who like little boys prefer to bend over their conquests?...
Another Priest Joke, #3
Why do Priests that prefer women like their younger nuns naked?...
Another Priest Joke, #2
Why didnt the Priest who was a foot fetishest like having success behind the altar?...
Another Priest Joke #1
What did the Catholic Priest say when he was accused of sleeping with the Mother Superior?...
Moslem terrorists and Light Bulbs (variation #5)
How many Moslem terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Moslem terrorists and Light Bulbs (variation #4)
How many Moslem terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Moslem terrorists and Light Bulbs (variation #3)
How many Moslem terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?...
Moslem terrorists and Light Bulbs (variation #2)
How many Moslem terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?...
Moslem terrorists and Light Bulbs (variation #1)
How many Moslem terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?...
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