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An Amazing Money Saving Walmart Innovation
The worlds largest retail chain Walmart has just announced that in an effort to cut back on expenses its board of directors have decided to reduce its number...
The New Pudding Cliché Takes The Cake
The United States Library of Congress has just issued a nation-wide report stating that in the interest of better nutritional habits it has decided...
Sarah Palin's Perfume Flops Big Time
The worlds largest retain chain, Walmart, has just announced that it is in the process of removing its entire stock of Sarah Palins Eau Du Moose Perfume off their store...
The Reason Mitt Romney's Moving To Alaska
Mitt Romney says that he is planning on running for governor of Alaska in 2016. When asked why in the world he would want to do that, he grinned like the Colombian cat that swallowed...
Two and A Half Men To Change It's Title
In a shocking move 19-year-old Angus T. Jones, who portrays Jake Harper on the hit situation comedy show, Two and A Half Men has gone on line and called the show filth. He has stated that people should not watch the show and he pointed out that he really doesnt want to be on the sit com. The show, which...
Ron Paul To Run For President In 2016
Texas Congressman Ron Paul has already hinted that he plans on running for president in the 2016 presidential election. The 77-year-old politician stated to GOPicky Magazine that he will soon be taking...
Paul Ryan Reveals His Inner Feelings
Congressman Paul Ryan, who along with his GOP running mate Mitt Romney, was defeated in the presidential election by President Obama in a landslide vote was asked by a reporter for a national news publication what he will not miss about being on the presidential...
The Reason Selena Gomez Broke Up With Justin Bieber
There has been an awful lot of speculation as to what exactly caused Selena Gomez to end her relationship with fellow singer Justin Bieber. Many in the entertainment news media feel that she ended it because of the fact that due to their hectic...
Romney And The Truth
Well now that the United States presidential election is over and former GOP Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney has been soundly defeated in a landslide vote...
Linday Lohan's Latest Amazing Excuse
Lindsay Lohan continues to find herself on the front pages of most entertainment media publications due to her uncontrolled actions. She has been involved in automobile accidents, shopliftings, Twitter attacks, and argumentative discussions with her own mom that escalated...
Mitt Romney's Big Political Turnaround
Mitt Romney is still very upset and despondent at having lost the presidential election to President Obama by a landslide vote. He reportedly confided...
Miley Cyrus Has Political Aspirations
Nineteen-year-old Miley Cyrus has stated that she would eventually like to run for governor of the state of California. She revealed that some of the priorities on her political platform agenda would include the...
Ron Paul Calls Up Mitt Romney
An hour after Mitt Romney made his concession speech and thanked the Americans who voted for him he received a call from Congressman Ron Paul of Texas. The 77-year-old reminded Romney how he had laughed at him,...
Paris Hilton Shows Her Ditsy Side Big Time
Paris Hilton recently appeared on The View and told Barbara Walters that she wants to be taken more seriously. The Hollywood celebutante went on to say that her goal is to somehow find a way to raise...
Mitt Romney Says Yes To Dora The Explorer
Mitt Romney has stated that whether he wins or loses the presidential election he has decided to accept the offer from the producers of the childrens animated television...
Mitt Romney May Star In A Muppets Movie
Mitt Romney has stated that if he loses the presidential election that he will agree to appear in a TouchRock Motion Picture film where he will...
President Obama and His New BFF Governor Chris Christie
President Obama says that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is his new BFF and the governor remarked that the feeling is mutual. The president has promised...
New For Christmas 2012 - Barbie Mommy
The latest in the series of Barbie Dolls will be hitting the store shelves pretty soon just in time for Christmas. New for this holiday season will be the new doll Barbie Mommy....
Dating Home Runs Are Getting Harder
A recent dating survey which was conducted by The United States Dating Amalgamated Research Study Program has revealed that 80 percent of American...
Peyton Place: 2012
The Epitome Network has announced that it will be revising the old 1970s prime time soap opera Peyton Place. They plan to call it Peyton Place: 2012, but they...
7 Million Viagra Pills
Tijuana police found 7 million Viagra pills hidden underneath the backseat of a late model KIA Spectra. The Tijuana police chief was asked how...
Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio - The Fashion Maven
Arizonas Sheriff Joe Pinky Arpaio, who is the self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in the entire United States, has just made headlines again with his most recent press release. Sheriff Joe has said that since...
The Truth About The DEA's Drug Sniffing Cows
The United States DEA (Drug Enforcement Administrations) new directive of replacing some of the drug sniffing dogs with drug sniffing cows has apparently not worked as well as some officials believed...
The Cher & Madonna Concert Tour
Long time one name singing icons Cher, 66, and Madonna, 53, have just announced that the two have agreed to team up for an upcoming concert tour...
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