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#StateFarmWasntThere Part 4.

State Farm Wasnt There... For The Pro Bowl...neither was the AFC...

submitted by anthonyrosania, 05 February 2011

#StateFarmWasntThere Part 3.

State Farm Wasnt There... when I spilled nail poilsh remover on my phone....

submitted by anthonyrosania, 05 February 2011

#StateFarmWasntThere Part 2.

State Farm Wasnt There... when my dress flew up outside I was assed out....

submitted by anthonyrosania, 05 February 2011

#StateFarmWasntThere Part 1.

State Farm Wasnt There... when Rihanna was screaming S.O.S in the passenger seat of that Lambo. Now she doesnt even know her name....

submitted by anthonyrosania, 05 February 2011

The Fifteen Best Pickup Lines Ever.

15. Can I borrow your library card? Why? Because Im checking you out....

submitted by anthonyrosania, 02 February 2011

Lindsay Lohan wants to know why America hates her so much but still Loves Charlie Sheen.

Lindsay Lohan wants to know why America hates her so much but still Loves Charlie Sheen....

submitted by anthonyrosania, 31 January 2011

I heard she stole a young American boy's soul through the internet.

Jokes that defame my religion really upset me. So, trust that I will not be starring ANYTHING with a negative reference to Oprah....

submitted by anthonyrosania, 23 January 2011

... drinking the most exotic squirrel semen.

My ex-wife (who cheated married the god-damned a--hole motherf--king retard jerkoff wanker son of a b-tch) just called to tell shes divorcing. I hate myself for being so turned on right now....

submitted by anthonyrosania, 23 January 2011

...keep searching for the vagina of my dreams?

Im torn between two loves. Should I keep my GF? Reconcile with my ex? Or forget them both and keep searching for the vagina of my dreams?...

submitted by anthonyrosania, 23 January 2011

His dream had nothing to do with cookies, but all mine do.

I took off today, but, as management, Ive used the time to devise many illogical, redundant, and unnecessary tasks for my team to complete....

submitted by anthonyrosania, 23 January 2011

I can always exploit my penis.

Playing the race card is lame. I have intelligence and a masters degree. If that doesnt get me what I want, I can always exploit my penis....

submitted by anthonyrosania, 23 January 2011

A man will stick his...

Me: Ive never been that drunk before. I passed out and drooled all over myself! Did you put something in those margaritas?!?...

submitted by anthonyrosania, 23 January 2011

Twitter = OMG, need to pee. BRB

Twitter = OMG, need to pee. BRB...

submitted by anthonyrosania, 23 January 2011

My Testicle-region Sparkles

My ex-wife (who cheated married the asshole) just called to tell me shes divorcing. I hate myself for being so turned on right now....

submitted by anthonyrosania, 15 January 2011

Ben Rothlisberger calls 911 in a panic...

Ben Rothlisberger calls 911 in a panic. He exclaims, I think that this girl has been raped! Arrest that man!!...

submitted by anthonyrosania, 10 January 2011

You Win This Time, Penis...

You Win This Time, Penis. But one of these days, Ill find you. Im going to get you. No matter where you go, no matter what you do,...

submitted by anthonyrosania, 07 January 2011

Brett Favre Sends Photo Of Old, Wrinkled Member That Stopped Working A Long Time Ago. Also, A Photo Of His Penis.

Brett Favre Sends Photo Of Old, Wrinkled Member That Stopped Working A Long Time Ago. Also, A Photo Of His Penis. Brett Favre has...

submitted by anthonyrosania, 01 January 2011

Happy New Year, everyone. And what Dick Clark said this year rings especially true: "Mmmm mffmfhh, mfhhhh, nwwwww, mmmmmphhhhh, mmmm."

Happy New Year, everyone. And what Dick Clark said this year rings especially true: Mmmm mffmfhh, mfhhhh, nwwwww, mmmmmphhhhh, mmmm....

submitted by anthonyrosania, 01 January 2011

...f--k off Brett Ratner...

ME ON TWITTER: X3 ruined Wolverine for me. Anytime you take a character known for his grumpy dont-give-a-sh-t attitude and you make him...

submitted by anthonyrosania, 31 December 2010

Pop Tarts are like Breakfast Pie.

ME: Pop Tarts are like Breakfast Pie. YOU: Breakfast Pie is what I call morning sex. ME: But you dont get to call it very often. YOU:!...

submitted by anthonyrosania, 31 December 2010

...(Yelling) MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS AND LITTLE DEBBIES...

I F--KING LOVE MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS AND LITTLE DEBBIES FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. IM WEARING TOO MUCH HAIR GEL AND WHEN I READJUST MY GLASSES MY HANDS...

submitted by anthonyrosania, 21 December 2010

...unsolicited photos of your boobs.

I love a rainy Friday night filled with hot, nasty, orgiastic, lustful, passionate lovemaking, but my hand is tired. Im going the f--k to bed. BONUS JOKE...

submitted by anthonyrosania, 21 December 2010

My first marriage failed because...

My first marriage failed because no matter how often I told her to step up and be her own person, she would not do as I say! BONUS JOKE! Ran into a colleague...

submitted by anthonyrosania, 21 December 2010
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