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Ghostbusters
Outtakes discovered on an old studio cutting room floor from the 1984 Ivan Reitman-directed supernatural comedy show just how close the movie got to X-rated farce....
Kim Jong-un
Basketball ace Dennis Rodman described today how hed been warned about North Koreans and their pooches ahead of last weeks trip to see Kim Jong-un....
Sins of the flesh
One of the Papal contenders has described how as a perverted young sinner living in the cannibal-infested Amazon jungle he unexpectedly got The Calling....
Oligarch divorce
A lurid war of words has broken out in the UK divorce courts where billionaire Russian oligarch Maxim De Pissoff is being sued for cruel and unusual treatment by long-suffering wife Tamara Willdoo....
Cannibal cop
A Brit chatroom blogger accused of egging on a NYPD officer to murder and eat his estranged wife may play the satire defence card a leading attorney said today....
Pope names favorite hookers
In a final farewell before St Peters Square crowds the Pope paid tribute to Siamese twin call girls Joy and Choppi Waters....
Frank Sinatra
US National Transportation Safety Board investigators think theyve finally located the dead singers remains on a snowy Sierra Nevada peak....
Bum rap
Her Majesty the Queen has been diagnosed with chronic pain-in-the-arse from sitting on the throne for so long....
The Last Supper
Controversy has broken out about Leonardo Da Vincis mural The Last Supper....
Oscar Pistorius
The paralympian has spoken of his relief at making bail in a hearing that wiped the floor with the now ex-lead cops evidence....
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
The latest series opener features a deadly gas blast at a Las Vegas complementary medicine spa....
Secrets of the confessional
A priest is showing his Bishop a new Honesty Box where parishioners attending Confession can make appropriate donations by way of penance instead of cash....
Tea Party vindicated?
A popular cocktail is in the frame as a potent DNA mouthwash according to Tea Party birthers researching the Obama genome....
Pregnant nun
Your Holiness, one of the Vatican nuns is pregnant, a papal aide tells the Pope,and whats more she says shes carrying the Messiah!...
Da Vinci Code
Its movie night in Heaven and folks are getting ready to watch yet another rerun of the Da Vinci Code starring Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou....
Anna Nicole Smith
On the eve of his wedding to busty, blond 26 year-old Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith US oil tycoon J Howard Marshall, 89, consulted his doctor....
Celebrity endorsements
Nominations in this years Celebrity Endorsements competition have been announced....
Scare Blair
During his paralegal days Tony Blair was an intern at the office of Vice President George Herbert Bush, Ronny Rayguns deputy....
Chris Huhne's girlfriend
Tabloid photographers rushed to a Chelsea health spa amid reports the LibDem ex-cabinet ministers somewhat hirsute girlfriend was having the latest top-to-toe beauty treatments....
Pope's replacement
The frontrunner for the job of next Pope is being coached by the retiring Pontiff on how to win the set task part of the competition....
Sheepshagging
The outlawing of human-ovine sex has taken its toll on the Prince of Wales....
Pope
The captain of the Swiss Guards who look after the Pope rushes in to the pontifical private office, sweat pouring from his brow....
NCIS
Next weeks new series opener features a mystery slime found on the bodies of a US Navy Sea, Air, Land Team commando and a beached walrus....
University Challenge/2
Answering questions on environmental issues contestants were asked which pop song first described the horrendous effects of global warming....
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