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DUI - West Virginia Style
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Clarksburg WV after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk....
Oh My God - Catholic coffee
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee....
Elin is a smart little cookie
Elin Woods is a smart little cookie...
How Tall is Your Dog?
If you have a rottweiler who is tall enough to reach your stove,...
Poop on your Egg
Most outdoor restaurants seaside in Florida have netting to prevent the seagulls from stealing your food, or POOPING on it....
From the Senate Floor, Before -
A past Senator who spoke from the floor...
Pregnant at 61
A woman went to the doctors office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor...
Not all dumb blonds are female
Tom got his cell phone upgraded and the agent told him he could have two for the same price without having to pay service on the second one. He got home and told his little blond wifey the news. What...
Not all blonds are dumb
The blond secretary was the sweetheart of all the males in the office. She wore low cut, tight sweaters and didnt mind the guys looking at her chest instead of her eyes when they talked to her. Because...
Sing a Song of Stupidness
Making a sex tape seemed a fun thing to do Then the whole thing backfires on you - The one you lusted was not to be trusted And now you just dont know what to do !...
Ask a silly Question You get a silly answer
When the Senator asked, are you sure you wont get pregnant? The blond replied, Do you want to be President of the United States?...
First time for everything
Having never been to a brothel in his lifetime, the old guy decided that this would probably be his last visit to vegas so he thought WTF Ill try it. He went to the well known one just outside vegas city...
The best patients to operate on
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them...
How did you die?
1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. Howd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasnt so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm sleepy,...
Making Use of Your Day
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about...
Help Wanted?
Two elderly gentlemen sitting in the park brag about their grand childrens jobs. My Grand son has his own law firm and is a hard worker. says the first gentleman. My Grand son is married to a wealthy widow and...
Let's meet for dinner
A group of 40 years old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitresss there...
Peter Pumpkin - The Modern Version
Peter Peter Pumpkin eater had a wife and often beat her- So they put him in a cell and his wife was glad as hell. :)...
Peter Pecker - The Modern Version
Peter Pecker Picked a Pack of Pickled Peppers How many Peckers did Peter Pecker Pack If Peter Pecker Packed Pickled Peppers by the pack?...
Is alimoney to a Mistress legal
If Tiger Woods and his wife stay married will they have to pay alimony...
Presidential Speech
If the President is giving a State of the Union Address speech, why should...
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