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How many Trumpites does it take to change a light bulb

Thousands. 100s to spearhead the spin campaign that the light bulb doesnt exist;...

submitted by Jung in the Jungle, 06 August 2016

"Make America Great Again"

From the conservative dark / Into the ethical life / The dense commuters come....

submitted by Matt Birkenhauer, 18 July 2016

Thoughts on growing old.

I am eighty-five years old....

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 16 July 2016

Thoughts on growing old.

I am 85 years old....

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 10 July 2016

Grass Houses

Grass Houses...

submitted by Chris Dahl, 06 July 2016

Elephant's Memory

A man saw a baby elephant in the woods limping. Getting him to raise his leg, the man pulled a large thorn out of the babys foot....

submitted by Al N., 30 June 2016

Trump: "I love the Blacks"

I love the vets. I love the Blacks. I love the women. I love the Second Amendment. I love the Hispanics. I love the guns. I love the USA....

submitted by Matt Birkenhauer, 31 May 2016

On the Roof

A guy went on vacation and left his dog Oscar with his brother Ralph. He called up Ralph after the first night as said, Hows Oscar?...

submitted by Al N., 30 May 2016

Dick Cheney and the Bushes

Back in the days when George W. Bush was still President, Bush woke up in the White House after a monstrous snow storm with snow drifted up to all the windows....

submitted by Al N., 26 May 2016

So you compute you can dance...

Bot 1; Why do robots tend to be good dancers?...

submitted by Michael Balton, 19 May 2016

Nicholas Cage Jokes For the Visually Impaired

Q: Whats the difference between Free Willy and Nicolas Cage?...

submitted by Tom Sivvy, 18 May 2016


I was going past a local shop that deals with everything concerning fishing when I saw this large notice in the window: CRAP KIT....

submitted by j.w., 16 May 2016

Lawyers are Assholes

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks, stands up on the bar and then yells out, All Lawyers are Assholes! and then sits back down again and continues drinking....

submitted by Al N., 11 May 2016

"Jesus Wants Us to Be Responsible"

Jesus Wants Us to Be Responsible I read on a marquee in front of a local church, and was, as usual, perplexed. Isnt being an adult characterized, in part, by our wanting OURSLEVES to be responsible for...

submitted by Matt Birkenhauer, 11 May 2016

"Oh, I Can't Complain"

Oh, I cant complain. As a stock response (what linguists sometimes call an example of phatic communication), I find this phrase really annoying for two reasons 1) Its not true because you CAN complain,...

submitted by Matt Birkenhauer, 11 May 2016

Pity the Poor Pundit

It must be hard, these days, to be a political pundit. After all, how many different ways can pundits find of calling (without actually using the word), the base of the Republican Party stupid because...

submitted by Matt Birkenhauer, 03 May 2016

Yugo Jokes

The Yugo is considered one of the worst cars ever made, if not THE worst. Perhaps the only good thing about the Yugo was the number of jokes it inspired. Id like a gas cap for my Yugo. Sounds like a fair...

submitted by Al N., 27 April 2016

The 5 Steps: Germaphobe In Public Restroom

1. Endure a great deal of discomfort in a public setting due to an intense urge to release solid waste but refuse to do so despite there being unoccupied restrooms within close proximity. 2. Succumb to the...

submitted by Jose Munoz, 22 April 2016

Forrest Gump In Heaven

Forrest Gump died and went to heavens gates where he met St. Peter. We have a new system here Forrest, said St. Peter. A person needs to answer three questions right before getting into heaven. We like you Forrest...

submitted by Al N., 17 April 2016

Amercain Political Dictionary

misspeak v. The act of commenting on an issue by a politician who is making shit up as he or she is being interviewed by a news anchor and, after...

submitted by Matt Birkenhauer, 01 April 2016

Republican Diversity Efforts

OK. So Ive been pretty hard recently on the Republican Party with family, friends, and acquaintances. Lets give them credit, after all, for their attempts to increase their base through their diversity...

submitted by Matt Birkenhauer, 23 March 2016

American Political Dictionary: "Religious Liberty"

I heard again, on a morning news cable show, the term religious liberty. As anyone with half a brain knows, this is a euphemism (worthy of the wily wordsmith Frank Luntz) that really means religious...

submitted by Matt Birkenhauer, 20 March 2016

Two Tomatos Cross the Road

A tomato was crossing the road with another tomato he had just met. He believed her to be a real hot tomato and not just because the heat was 90 degrees. As they were crossing the street, the hot tomato...

submitted by Al N., 17 March 2016

I go to a female doctor

I had a doctors appointment last week. The doctor was a smoking hot woman who must have just graduated medical school. As I took my clothes off for the exam I got a little nervous, but I had to ask so I...

submitted by Elliott Baas, 22 February 2016
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