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Caesar On Cleopatra's Birthday
And so it came to pass that on the birthday of Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile, all Upper and Lower Egypt rejoiced and paid homage to her. Emissaries from the four corners of the known world presented the...
The Captain, The Sandbar, and A Plate of Spaghetti
The following verbal transaction was secretly taped at the disposition of Signore Schettino, Captain of the ill-fated cruise ship, Costa Concordia. Its presented to you as a public service. Prosecuting...
A blonde movie producer
One movie executive meets another at a news conference. Hi Harry. Whatve you been doing lately? Im making a new movie. Its all about a runaway locomotive. Sounds interesting. Yeah, and its really character-driven;...
A Poor, Poor Plastic Surgeon
A down-on-his-luck plastic surgeon was seeking ways to make quick money to settle some overwhelming gambling debts. He looked around his office to see what he could sell and all he found were a couple of old breast implants....
How did a three-time loser not get mandatory "Life" in prison?
There once was a two-time loser, named Light-Finger Sam who was recently paroled from Federal prison. Always in need of money Sam did what he knew best: Burglary. So, he broke into the palatial home of The King of NASCAR, cracked...
Mozart & The Archbishop
The archbishop of Salzburg summoned Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart to his chambers and told him to compose a song but he couldnt pay him much. The economy, you know. Wolfgang protested, but to no avail. So,...
Tony Haywood Chooses New Fuel Source
Tony Haywood is sooooooo fed up with oil that...
Seizures in the Tub
What do you do when a person has a seizure in...
On the new US Embassy in London...
The US is building a new embassy in London at...
A Shakespearean Malady
Question: What do you call MRSA that infects...
Pope Julius' heart-to-heart with Michelangelo
Julius II called Michelangelo into the Sistine...
The Case of the Heroic Cow
Did you hear about the Guernsey who stopped at an accident...
Off with the Tramp Stamp
Helen was walking hurriedly down the street. Gladys stopped...
A Bovine Love Story
A Broadway producer is putting on a bovine love story between...
Eulogy to a Dead Cow
Did you about the wealthy Guernsey? She made millions in the...
Death at 30,000 Feet
A pilot has an apparent cardiac arrest while on a trans-Atlantic...
On 'Same Sex' Marriage
I dont know why more people arent upset about same sex marriage....
The First Day
A blood-curdling scream. Mommie. Mommie. She runs in the bedroom....
Definition: Denial
Word of the day: Denial Part of Speech: Noun Pronunciation: de-...
The Death of Vincent Van Gogh
What was the obituary headline in Amsterdam when Van Gogh died? Van...
1923: President speaks to Congress on radio for first time
On December 6, 1923, the presidential address was broadcast on radio...
Credit Suisse Smells like Limburger
Credit Suisse will cut 5,300 jobs -- about 11 percent of its workforce -- following a net loss of about 3 billion Swiss francs ($2.5 billion) in October and November, the Swiss bank announced...
Antipsychotic? What's that?
A person who doesnt think Hannibal Lecter should...
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