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Words of wisdom from 100-year old Sister Mary Goretti

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent....

submitted by shea lo, 31 March 2011

And that's how the fight started - Part Nine

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight....

submitted by shea lo, 31 March 2011

Lord of the Manor

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be THE Lord of Your Manor....

submitted by shea lo, 31 March 2011

And that's how the fight started - Part Eight

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen....

submitted by shea lo, 31 March 2011

Gone A-W-O-L

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army....

submitted by shea lo, 31 March 2011

And that's how the fight started - Part Seven

A woman drove home crazily, screeching her car into the driveway and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs:...

submitted by shea lo, 31 March 2011

Eye test

A Polish immigrant went to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a drivers license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters:...

submitted by shea lo, 31 March 2011

And that's how the fight started - Part Six

1. One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed...

submitted by shea lo, 31 March 2011

To be 6 again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was...

submitted by shea lo, 12 January 2011

Husband down

A husband and wife are shopping in their local store....

submitted by shea lo, 12 January 2011

What is celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances....

submitted by shea lo, 19 December 2010

Taking aim

Aging Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death....

submitted by shea lo, 15 December 2010

And that's how the fight started - Part Five

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly in the dark so as not to wake my wife, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage....

submitted by shea lo, 02 November 2010

And that's how the fight started - Part Four

When our lawn mower broke and wouldnt run, my wife kept hinting to me...

submitted by shea lo, 02 November 2010

And then the fight started - Part Three

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels....

submitted by shea lo, 27 October 2010

Twilight Years dating agency for seniors

Dating agency clarifying information provided by senior on enrollment questionnaire for finding the perfect soul-mate:...

submitted by shea lo, 27 October 2010

And that's how the fight started - Part Two

I took my wife to a restaurant....

submitted by shea lo, 26 October 2010

And that's how the fight started - Part One

1. One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift......

submitted by shea lo, 26 October 2010

Mean & cruel things women do to their men

Women:...

submitted by shea lo, 10 October 2010

"I love an honest man?"

A wife asks her husband:...

submitted by shea lo, 09 October 2010

Early warning

Girl in love says to her boyfriend:...

submitted by shea lo, 09 October 2010

Visual exercise

Wife: Honey, how come you always carry my photo in your wallet....

submitted by shea lo, 09 October 2010

What L-O-V-E means

Girlfriend on 3rd date:...

submitted by shea lo, 09 October 2010

Marital bliss

Wife: What are you doing?...

submitted by shea lo, 07 October 2010
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