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The Guy With Two Ex-Wives

A man notices a guy sitting alone in the same pub night after night. The man is always sad, and even cries over his beer sometimes. Feeling sorry for him, the man introduces himself and soon the two...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 28 May 2014

Super Sex!

A man wants to give his grandfather a special present for his 90th birthday, and decides to get him a call girl, since his grandmother passed away years ago. He finds one and makes arrangements for her...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 06 May 2014

Booze is evil!

Dont go in there! Its a sin to drink! Dont be a sinner! Booze is evil! a Nun shouts at a man as hes about to enter a pub. He takes exception to her demands, and asks her, How do you know drinking is...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 05 May 2014

The Big 'O'

A young couple has been having sex since they were married, an everything seemed to be going well until the husband realized that he seemed to be having more fun that his wife. He asks her if shes enjoying...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 15 April 2014

A Bad Train Ride

A young couple are riding a train across the country in a cabin by themselves until the train stops at a small town, and an ugly mother and her even uglier baby join them in their cabin. The couple tries to...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 23 March 2014

Too Many Children

A wife gives birth to her tenth child and her husband has had enough. I cant afford all these kid sand I cant stand all this noise! If you have one more kid I swear Ill hang myself! The wife promises that...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 29 September 2013

The Wife And The Best Friend

A man walks into confessional, desperate to relieve his guilt. Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Yes, my son. Confess your sins. Well, Father, Im afraid Ive killed my wife! admits the man. Thats terrible,...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 25 September 2013

The Hillbilly And The Whore

A hillbilly goes to Las Vegas and decides to check out a local brothel. He saunters up to the Madame and asks, Hiya! Would it be okay if I gets ta have some fun with one of yer ladies? The Madame tells him, Why of...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 29 June 2013

Guilty Or Not Guilty?

A man is on trial and listening to the judge read the charges. Mr.Banner, you are charged with obstruction of justice, with five counts of bribing an offical and four of a police officer, as well as four counts of assault...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 06 November 2012

A Confused Drunk

A drunk guy, stinking of alcohol and looking dishevelled and scared staggers up the stairs from a subway station. A woman sees him and takes pity on him, helping him up to street level. Oh, you poor dear! the woman says....

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 05 November 2012

Shoot First And Ask Questions Later

A gunslinger strolls into a saloon in the Old West, and spots a cowboy leaning on the bar. Hey, pardner, snarls the gunslinger, I want a word with you. The cowboy ignores him and continues drinking. I said, I want a word...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 24 September 2012

Irish Password

During a recent audit of accounts at Allied Irish Bank it was found that Paddy had assigned himself an account password of MickeyMinniePlutoHueyDueyLoueyDonaldGoofyDublin. When asked by the branch manager why he had such an...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 10 March 2012

The Blonde and the Milk Bath

A blonde woman calls her local dairy and asks them to deliver her enough milk to fill up a bath tub, so that she can bathe in it. The milk man on the phone asks, Do you want the milk pasteurized? No, thanks, she answers, just...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 30 October 2011

Men In Heaven

When everybody on Earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 08 October 2011

Teacher, Teacher - III

A Teacher was testing her students spelling abilities, when she got to a certain student. Glenn, how do you spell crocodile? Glenn replied, K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L. The Teacher angrily shook her head and...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 12 September 2011

Teacher, Teacher - II

A Teacher was reviewing her classs compositions when she noticed something unusual about the ones for Chuck and Chris. Chuck, come here, she said, sternly waving him over to her. Your composition on My...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 12 September 2011

Teacher, Teacher

A Teacher was explaining a time in George Washingtons life when she said, George Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Larry, do you know why his father didnt...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 12 September 2011

Steel Wool

As an twenty-fifth anniversay gift a man gave his annoying, hen-pecking wife a case of steel wool. Here! the husband sneered. Consider this a symbol of my love for you, you old battle-axe! The wife leered...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 September 2011

Who's Talking?

A woman is sipping a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, who has a beer in hand. He says, I love you so much, I dont know how I could ever live without you. The wife smiles and asks,...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 20 July 2011

Flying The Friendly Skies

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because shes got a uniform on, shes probably an off-duty flight attendant,...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 05 July 2011

The Job Interview

A man goes in for a job interview, and its going fairly well until the interviewer asks him, Tell me what you think your strengths and weaknesses are? The man replies, Well, Id say my main weakness is not being able...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 22 June 2011

The Squirrels and the Churches

There were five houses of religion in a small town: The Presbyterian Church, The Baptist Church, The Methodist Church, The Catholic Church and The Jewish Synagogue. Each church and Synagogue was overrun...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 June 2011

The Post Office Interview

A man decided to apply for a job in the Postal Service, and the interview was going well. Are you a veteran? asked the interviewer. Yes, sir, replied the applicant. Did you see action? Yes, sir. Afghnistan. Were you ever...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 01 June 2011

The Price Of Going To Heaven

A healthy married couple in their late 80s tragically dies in a car accident. Theyve been quite healthy, thanks to the wifes nearly neurotic interest in health food and a healthy life-style. When they reach the Pearly Gates...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 31 May 2011
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