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Reflections of an old Indian Tribe

I was reminded today of an old friend, a gentleman I met in Nevada, an Osage Indian, who was aged when I met him. He had no idea of his age. When he was born, on the Indian reservation, in Oklahoma, there...

submitted by Spicewood, 04 June 2014

The Klamath Indian Woman

I was sitting here doing some reminiscing, and thought of an incident that happened many years ago when I was living in Klamath Falls, Oregon. I was working for an office supply company, and every two...

submitted by Spicewood, 22 July 2013

The Marriage Counselor

I think it was 92, perhaps 93, when our marriage was getting a little stale for some reason, we had our two wonderful kids, everything was fine, but seemed like we were lacking something. Our neighbor,...

submitted by Spicewood, 22 July 2013

Who, indeed?

I heard this from a friend of mine who is a rodeo hand and roustabout in Cheyenne,Wyoming. He said he was sitting at the bar one night, having a beer when a man walked into the crowded bar, waved a six-shooter...

submitted by Spicewood, 02 June 2013

Oh?

I was reading the newspaper this morning while having my morning coffee, and I noticed that there was a show on that I wanted to make sure to...

submitted by Spicewood, 14 May 2013

Misunderstood

The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, Why are you dumping garbage in the...

submitted by Spicewood, 29 August 2012

Math Problem

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called...

submitted by Spicewood, 29 August 2012

Whoops!

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces...

submitted by Spicewood, 29 August 2012

The New Corvette

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying...

submitted by Spicewood, 26 August 2012

Olympic Women's Marathon

Tryouts for the U.S. Olympic womens marathon swim team were to be held. The first was in California; a swim from from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke. Three women signed up for the...

submitted by Spicewood, 16 June 2012

The Frog and The Golfer

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit...

submitted by Spicewood, 11 June 2012

Tea or Lemonade

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. Oh, come on in! Peggy Sues mother said as she welcomed Fred in. Have a...

submitted by Spicewood, 02 June 2012

What's in a name?

Whats in a name? The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) is not just an athlete. She is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital....

submitted by Spicewood, 01 June 2012

Honey, I lost the car

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed...

submitted by Spicewood, 01 June 2012

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted Crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down...

submitted by Spicewood, 30 May 2012

Boy, It sure is hell getting old!

One medical student said to his friend, Do you see that poor old man over there? Im sure that he has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that. The other student says, No, I dont think so. The...

submitted by Spicewood, 27 May 2012

Three guys were talking .............

Three guys were sitting at the International Bar, talking. Abe, a Jewish man, said,I rubbed vegetable oil all over my wife this weekend, then we made mad passionate love for an hour, and it was so good,...

submitted by Spicewood, 05 May 2012

Dean and Harry...

Harry Johnson and Dean Schlosser, two old friends, were out rabbit hunting one Saturday morning in November. Suddenly, as Harry was stepping over a small bush, he grabbed his chest and fell to the ground,...

submitted by Spicewood, 30 April 2012

Labor Saving Device

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers labor pain to the babys father....

submitted by Spicewood, 25 September 2011

Dog for Sale

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: Talking Dog For Sale He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is...

submitted by Spicewood, 17 September 2011

A True Love Story for the Ages

Ed and Carolyn met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking...

submitted by Spicewood, 04 September 2011

A Kiss is a Kiss is a Kiss ........

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, What are you doing? Im going to commit...

submitted by Spicewood, 02 July 2011

LeBron James

LeBron James left the Cleveland Cavaliers and went to the Miami Heat so he could win a championship ring. Well, the tournament is over and he didnt win an...

submitted by Spicewood, 14 June 2011

Men are so Considerate

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling...

submitted by Spicewood, 21 February 2011
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