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Bum rap

An airport worker at one of Americas largest package delivery companies has pleaded Not Guilty to stealing a $160,000 diamond before trading it for a $20 bag of weed....

submitted by queen mudder, 28 September 2014

Islamic State secret weapon

The Pentagon has received intelligence that Islamic State insurgents have launched a lethal new submarine squadron in Baghdad....

submitted by queen mudder, 06 September 2014

British hospitality website

Remember when booking a stay at a British hotel that theyll charge you for extras such as towels, sheets and toilet paper....

submitted by queen mudder, 03 September 2014

Obama the Pothead

A high school teacher who tutored Barack Obama says he never initially suspected the student was a stoner....

submitted by queen mudder, 15 August 2014

Cliff Richard bust

Police have raided Cliff Richards Sunningdale apartment following a tip off....

submitted by queen mudder, 14 August 2014

Russian divorce

A Russian fertility doctor has been named as co-respondent in an ugly divorce case....

submitted by queen mudder, 11 August 2014

Jewish landlords

A whole Palestinian village is in the dock for not paying any rent for the past two years....

submitted by queen mudder, 09 August 2014

Obama's Iraq blitz

President Obama receives intelligence about heavy drinking by Iraqs warring Islamist militants....

submitted by queen mudder, 08 August 2014

Obama's Birthday

The Presidents Physician gets a 3am phone call from Barack Obama who thinks he overdid it celebrating his birthday....

submitted by queen mudder, 04 August 2014

Putin in the closet

A newly appointed Russian security chief has asked the KGB about gay rumors surrounding President Vladimir Putin....

submitted by queen mudder, 25 July 2014

Space Station surveillance report

The ISS has apologised about its malfunctioning eye-in-the-sky....

submitted by queen mudder, 20 July 2014

Law school

A Southern law school recruiter at a New York jobs fair invites 100 graduates to apply for fast tracking to an exclusive course....

submitted by queen mudder, 26 June 2014

Clinton, Biden, Obama and now George Dubya Bush plead poverty

Thats nothing, Dubya said tonight after President Barack Obama told TV viewers he and Michelle were so strapped for cash they had to resort to twice monthly payday loans....

submitted by queen mudder, 24 June 2014

Irish Piss Process

Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams walks into Antrim Police Station saying he wants to make a statement about Boston Colleges oral hysteries concerning The IRA....

submitted by queen mudder, 06 May 2014

Putin's new wife

Gorgeous former Olympic rhythmic gymnast Alina Kabaeva is giving Party Wives an anatomy lecture about the importance of toning up abdominal muscles after the birth of a baby....

submitted by queen mudder, 07 April 2014

Joe Biden on Valerie Jarrett

President Obamas senior adviser for Pubic Liaison and Intergovernmental Affairs is NOT dating NBC personality Ahmad Rashad, Vice President Joe Biden said today....

submitted by queen mudder, 16 March 2014

Jimmy Savile and royal advice

The old perv once told Prince Philip he found older women absolutely terrifying and the thought of shagging one gave him panic attacks....

submitted by queen mudder, 13 March 2014

Russia's Foreign Minister Lavrov

His mother knew as soon as he was born Pussy Riot singer Putina Klitoriskaya said, thats why she called him Sir Gay....

submitted by queen mudder, 03 March 2014

Monica Lewinsky marriage proposal

The ex-White House intern says she got the shock of her life when Utahs former Attorney General asked her to marry him....

submitted by queen mudder, 28 February 2014

Yum, Chernobyl!

Vladimir Putin telephones Ukraines acting president demanding to know what hes planning for the defunct Chernobyl nuclear plant....

submitted by queen mudder, 27 February 2014

Monica Lewinsky turns vegan

Aides of Hillary Clinton are impressed that the former White House interns tastes have merged with the ex-Presidents after she published a new cookbook, Cheap Easy Vegan Cuisine....

submitted by queen mudder, 18 February 2014

Roman Abramovich

Billionaire oligarch Roman Abramovich is summoned to the Kremlin amid reports he made Vladimir Putins rhythmic gymnastics girlfriend Alina Kabaeva pregnant with twins....

submitted by queen mudder, 06 February 2014

Another oligarch divorce

A Moscow divorce court has heard how a simple language misunderstanding was at the root of oligarch Maksim de Pissov divorcing his wife of seven years Tamara Wildoo....

submitted by queen mudder, 30 January 2014

Jimmy Savile and A Fistful of Dull Ass

The creepy old paedo once auditioned for the lead role in a pervy new version of the famous 1964 film starring Clint Eastwood....

submitted by queen mudder, 25 January 2014
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