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Toyota gives an ultimatum to their employees

Toyota states that their employees are to report to work or take a vacation....

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I don't want an erection

An elderly gentleman goes into a drugstore to purchase some Viagra....

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Testing one two three four

Tiger Woods was just testing to see if his equipment worked when he slept with all those women....

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So sad, too bad

Tiger Woods new motto is:...

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It should be mandatory for Senators and Congressmen to practice safe sex

No wonder there is such a clamor to run for Senate or Congress,...

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Who's the Daddy

If someone accidentally dropped a picture of their grandchild on the Senate floor not one...

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no eggs for Easter

My friend has a black lab he loves to hunt one year around Easter he caught a large rabbit...

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Surprise, Surprise

Funny but True Story - In every office everywhere there is a person who is just not perfectly honest. In our office there was such a guy. No matter what was left lying around, the next day it would...

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The Prince lived happily ever after

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess.... Will you marry me? The Princess said, NO!!! And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played...

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Payback

A young man goes on a first date with a girl he met at work. He brings her flowers, a box of candy and takes her out to dinner. The next night he arrives at the door with no gifts and walks in and lies...

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Busy body

My neighbor is a busy body. She has men visiting...

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Old dirty mops

I hate those tv ads about mops running away from home....

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Big Pecker

A farmer claims to have the biggest Pecker in the world...

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The Cow Jumped Over The Moon - Revised

How can a cow get that high you say? Not from eating his...

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How High Can Jack Jump

Remember the tale of Jack and the candle stick? Jack be...

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In Years to come will this be a roadside sign

Mistress Mary Quite Contrary gave a golfer her little cherry-...

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The Real Story of Humpty Dumpty

It can now come out without a doubt that Humpty of the Dumpty...

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Paris is glad Tiger got into trouble

Paris Hilton is so happy that Tiger Woods got into this sex scandal...

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What's the dfference between a metal golf club and a woodie

A little boy asking his father with a serious face, Dad, what does it...

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Singing Tiger Tunes

Rumor, Woods and Woods will reunite are they sorry for that big fight?...

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Woods Sent a Warning to all Athletes

Since the Tiger Woods sex scandal, famous athletes in all sports...

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Tiger made a name for himself

No matter what happens in the Tiger Woods saga, he will...

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Grandma's secret

Grandma was baking a pie and her little grandchild asked,...

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Looking for "pussy"

This is a terrible story but true - When first married I...

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