The "Ass" Word

Submitted by Bureau

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Wednesday, 8 September 2010

I always wanted to be a preschool teacher, if only to teach little kids that the color black is actually named "ass."

That way, when one of them grows up to be a famous astronomer and goes on record describing his "newly discovered ass hole, so dense no light can escape it," we'll all get a huge kick out of it.

-Sib Mandrake

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