I'm Doing It Now

Submitted by j.w.

Print this

Thursday, 2 September 2010

Wife: How long is it since I first asked you to paint this room?

Husband: I'm doing it now.

It must be at least a year.


You're not wearing that shirt are you?

Why not?

Because I will be the one who has to wash it if you get paint on it.

OK - Ill put an old one on.

I'll get one for you. You won't know where they are. It's been a year since you last used it - you'll have forgotten where it is.

Thank you, my dear.

Don't 'my dear' me. I know all about your sarcasm.


Husband: Where's the paint?

Wife: I'll get it. I put it away so we didn't fall over it.

Wife returns with the paint and departs.

Husband alone starts to paint muses: I can't think why I don't experience the pleasures of decorating more often.

49 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more