That Dress!

Submitted by j.w.

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Friday, 27 August 2010

Hopeful young man at a Party: 'Your beautiful dress would look lovely on my floor.'

Irate Miss: 'I should have thought it would clash with your black and blue eyes."

At which the eyes of the young man were transformed into the most attractive black and blue mush.

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