Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: Look, sonny, I don't get paid 100k a year to have you, come in here, to piss me about, you little shit. Do you know how much good time, and money, you've wasted, coming into my office, and throwing down such a feeble line? Hmm? Get out of here you little turd and if I see you round here again, I rip your balls off. OKAY?!
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