Prick Jokes

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Sunday, 8 August 2010

Man: Something always comes up when I am with you.
Woman: I thought it was your mobile phone.

Woman: Why are you so hard on me?
Man: Because you are so sexy.

Wife: How's your old man?
Husband: He's as tough as nails.
Not dribbling?
He will be soon.
Perhaps he should move in with us.
He's coming this afternoon.
I'll get the bed ready.

Wife: I can never remember your friend's surnames. There's Jimmy.
Husband: Riddle.
And Willy?
Hitchcock.
How about Jasper?
Carrot.
You know the thing about you are your friends, John Thomas, is that you are all pricks!

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