A man enters a hotel in the hopes of getting enough rest for his business meeting the next day.
"I need peace and quiet. I demand the comfort of a warm bed and the class of a respectable hotel," the snooty man insists.
"I can assure you, sir, that I run a respectable hotel," the owner/desk clerk replies, handing the business man his room key.
Less than an hour later, the man is disturbed by loud giggling and running footsteps outside in the hallway. He opens the door and is shocked to find a giggling, naked woman running away from a laughing naked man.
Annoyed, the man storms downstairs and confronts the desk clerk.
"You told me this was a respectable hotel, but you have naked men chasing naked women in the hallways!"
"Did he catch her?" asks the clerk.
"Then it's still a respectable hotel!"