"M'lud!"

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Friday, 30 July 2010

First and foremost, Sir Henry Pennington was a true aristocrat who believed in the stiff upper lip, true patriotism and the right and proper etiquette.

One night he returned early from his club to discover his eldest daughter writhing around on the floor with a young Earl.

"Dorothy!" he yelled, "let's do it right. Arch your back immediately and lift that gentleman's balls off the cold floor."

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