A man goes to the Doctor with a most unusual complaint. His penis is so big it drags his vocal chords down and causes him to stutter.
The Doctor tells him he can be cured but it will mean an operation to take away eleven inches from his very large member. The man agrees and the operation is a complete success.
However some weeks go by and the man misses his extra long penis-after all, it made him quite a celebrity. So he goes back to the Doctor to ask if it can be put back on.
"S-s-s-s-orry," says the Doctor, "t-t-hat's n-n-not p-p-p-ppossible I'm af-f-fraid."