In Court

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Thursday, 29 July 2010

"I want a divorce," said the woman to her lawyer.

"And can you tell me why?" he asked.

"Because each night in bed my husband lets out this bloodcurdling scream every time he reaches a climax."

The lawyer blushed profusely and said, "But... er...surely that's quite normal, isn't it?"

"Not when it wakes me up every bloody night," she retorted.

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