A young girl (but at a legal age for such things, you understand), approaches her sister and asks her, "hey sister, how much should I be charging the boys for a blow job?"
Her sister replies "£15 pounds".
The young girl then approaches her mother and asks "mum, how much should i be charging the boys for a blow job?"
Her mum replies "in my day, I used to charge £5 pounds."
The young girl then approaches`her old grandma' .
"Grandma, how much should i be charging the boys for a blow job."
Her grandma replies "honey, when i was younger there was a war on and times were hard. I was just grateful for the warm drink."

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