TV Evangelist

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Sunday, 28 September 2008

A middle aged couple is watching TV when an evangelist comes on and promises to heal the sick.

The evangelist says,

"Pray with me, placing your right hand in the air and your left hand on the afflicted area."

So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch. His wife says,

"Honey, he said heal the sick, not raise the dead.

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