A wife had had enough of her husband who was constantly igorning her.
"You never listen to me, Harold! Whatever I say goes in one ear and out the other! You used to say I had a beautiful voice and would listen to whatever I had to say when we were younger! It doesn't matter what I have to say nowadays, you're never pay attention to what I have to say!"
Indignant, the husband replied, "Hey, I'm a terrific listener! Just ask the TV!"