Another oldie here: One on the way down - one on the way up.

Submitted by Inchcock

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Friday, 16 July 2010

This guy goes parachuting for the first time.

After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens.

Only a little perturbed, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear.

As he is plummeting
toward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way.

He shouts to her "Do you know anything about parachutes?"

"No", she says, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"

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