Snake Eyes

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Wednesday, 14 July 2010

An old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days," he says.

The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc," replies the snake.

"But I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

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