I get into animal causes like PETA. I once came up with a brilliant method to change horses into glue painlessly with hypnosis. In my method, you take the horse into a dark room and swing a light bulb back & forth before it's face and tell it, "You are starting to feel sticky".
Naturally all the glue manufactured this way will come with a warning: "Whatever you do, never snap your fingers in front of this stick of glue."
-Ed Bluestone
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