Two Good Points

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Tuesday, 13 July 2010

Here's a tip: If you are going to hit someone, hit anyone but the hearse leading a funeral procession. I've never seen such an angry bunch of mourners in my life.

Luckily the only one injured was the corpse.

-G. Porgy

Since most accidents occur within distance of only five miles from your house, I always drive to the next city to get groceries and gas.

-M. Davis

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