The Writer, the Politician, and the Security Guard at the Gates

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Friday, 9 July 2010

Three men, a Writer, the Politician, and the Security Guard died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff. God said to them that since they had been such great outstanding citizens of Earth that they would be given one chance to become anything that they desired.

The Writer ran to the edge of the cliff, jumped into the air and shouted, "I want to be an eagle." Instantly he was changed into an eagle and soared off into the sunset.

The Politician ran to the edge of the cliff, jumped into the air and shouted, "I want to be an owl." Instantly he was changed into an owl and soared off into the sunset.

The Security Guard ran towards the edge of the cliff, tripped on a rock, and shouted, "Oh shit ..."

There's a morale there somewhere, but.....

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