First Hand Story:
"I could have made the front page of the New York Times as a big hero like that guy who landed the plane in the Hudson. I ran and pushed that old crippled lady out of the path of that speeding taxi, risking my own life."
"It wasn't my fault that a steamroller was coming from the other direction. Now it's on the second page, "Asshole Pushes Crippled Old Lady Under Steamroller!".
"20 years from now, I'm going back to Texas and I'll never go to New York City again."