1) "Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?"
2) "If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
3) "Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?"
4) "How does Freddy Kruger wipe his bottom?"
5) "How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?"