How about letting me have one of your women for a little while a pilgrim asked an Indian chief.
"That depends," the chief said. "How much money do you have?"
"I don't have a wooden nickel." the pilgrim said. "All I have is a bag of corn."
The chief accepted the corn and led the pilgrim into a teepee, where he found an Indian woman who offered him her backside. Flustered. the pilgrim asked for her vagina.
"No," she replied. That's my money hole. You get my corn hole."
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