God approaches a man and tells him: "I've been watching you for a while and you have been fair and good. I will grant you a wish."
The man answers: "Thank you so much. I would like a bridge to travel from Dover to Calais because I am claustrophobic and can't take the tunnel. My girl-friend lives in Paris you see."
"Sorry. You are asking for too much. Anything you fancy on a human scale maybe?" says God.
The man says: "I enjoy sports at the Aspria club on the other side of the road, but the management does not deliver on their advertising promises. Can you have them deliver and treat me as a customer?"
"OK." says God. "When do you want to have the bridge?"