A police officer pulled over Enid for speeding. Enid was a 65 year old lady from Nottingham.
The officer asked to see her licence. 'Don't have one' Enid said. 'Can I please see the Vehicle registration' the officer asked firmly but politely. 'No' snapped Enid.
In that case I will have to take you into the Police station and charge you there. When they arrived the arresting officer said, to the duty sergeant, 'This lady has no licence and no vehicle registration.'
'Sure I do' said Enid sweetly. 'This officer has got in for me, the next thing is he will be saying that I was speeding'.